home is where the family lives - casual1644enjoyer, orphan_account (2024)

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

Oscar Piastri ✔ @OscarPiastri
Searching my family tree to find any trace of Monégasque roots

12:31PM ∙ 05/20/2024

| Charles Leclerc ✔ @Charles_Leclerc
| I can adopt you if needed

| Nicole Piastri ✔ @NicolePiastri
| I have some questions @Charles_Leclerc

| laneyxoxo @mclarengirl81
| LMFAO WHAT IS THIS

| jackieee<3 @16woninspa
| adopt me next !!!

| justaninchident @reddbulll33
| first ollie then leo now oscar, im crying lmaooo

Formula 1 Drivers Chat (Official Business Only)

Lando Norris
[photo attachment]

Lando Norris
HAHAHAHAHA

George Russell [Admin]
This chat is for business only, Lando.

Lando Norris
geek

Oscar Piastri
i’m collecting home races

Lewis Hamilton
we can tell

Alex Albon
u should ask carlos to adopt u for spain, it would be funny

George Russell [Admin]
None of you understand what the words “Official Business” mean.

Alex Albon
[reacted with a thumbs up to a message from George Russell]

Alex Albon
yeah lol

Carlos Sainz
i will not do that

Carlos Sainz
jodete

Oscar Piastri
ill just ask fernando

Direct Message: Fernando Alonso

Carlos Sainz
tell him no
Read ✔ 5:12

Carlos Sainz
please, fernando
Read ✔ 5:14

Carlos Sainz
i can see you’re reading these
Read ✔ 5:15

Carlos Sainz
joder
Read ✔ 5:15

Formula 1 Drivers Chat (Official Business Only)

Max Verstappen
does this mean you are taking charles up then?

Oscar Piastri
well i couldn’t find any other monagasque relatives…

Charles Leclerc
welcome to the family, mon fils

Oscar Piastri
thanks dad

Lando Norris
ASJAHDKJAHKIJS PLEASE

Daniel Ricciardo
make it official or it doesn’t count lmao

Charles Leclerc
official?

Daniel Ricciardo
ya

Daniel Ricciardo
an adult adoption

Daniel Ricciardo
twenty euros says you wont do it

Lewis Hamilton
don’t say that, they might actually take you up on it

Oscar Piastri
bet

Charles Leclerc
bet??

Lewis Hamilton
bet???

Daniel Ricciardo
backing down there mate?

Charles Leclerc
…

Charles Leclerc
okay, fine

Charles Leclerc
why not?

Daniel Ricciardo
wait fr?

George Russell [Admin]
I didn’t think I would ever need to say this, but please don’t perform an adult adoption on another driver. I’m sure there is some kind of regulation against it.

Alex Albon
what? can’t quote the rule from memory george? thats a first

Direct Message: Charles Leclerc

Daniel Ricciardo
mate r u actually going to do it?
Delivered ✔ 5:27

Daniel Ricciardo
charles omg
Delivered ✔ 5:31

Daniel Ricciardo
mate i was kidding
Delivered ✔ 5:36

Daniel Ricciardo
charles?????
Delivered ✔ 5:40

Direct Message: Oscar Piastri

Daniel Ricciardo
if u actually do this, pls don’t tell zac i told u to
Delivered ✔ 5:47

Daniel Ricciardo
for my own peace of mind
Delivered ✔ 5:48

Daniel Ricciardo
and tell charles not to tell silvia
Delivered ✔ 5:53

Daniel Ricciardo
she scares me
Delivered ✔ 5:53

Formula 1 Drivers Chat (Official Business Only)

Charles Leclerc
[photo attached]

Charles Leclerc
@Daniel Ricciardo we want our 20 euros

Daniel Ricciardo
HOLY sh*t????

Esteban Ocon
Is that certificate real??

Charles Leclerc
yes lol

Oscar Piastri
@Daniel Ricciardo do u want to give us the money in person at the gp? or do u want our venmos?

George Russell [Admin]
Guys…

Charles Leclerc
its okay, you can adopt him for Silverstone if you want george

Oscar Piastri
feels like im being pimped out rn

Oscar Piastri
but like its adoption, not sex

Fernando Alonso
Are you old enough to know what that is?

Oscar Piastri
[reacted with a thumbs down to a message from Fernando Alonso]

Lando Norris
WAIT IS THAT PRINCE ALBERT??

Oscar Piastri
adult adoption isn’t legal in monaco yet, so we had to get an exception

Charles Leclerc
he owes me a favor

Nico Hulkenberg
Why does the Prince of Monaco owe you a favor?

Charles Leclerc
mind ur business

Nico Hulkenberg
???

Logan Sargeant
you guys are insane…

Checo Perez
Did you change your name?

Checo Perez
The adoption certificate in the photo says Piastri-Leclerc.

Oscar Piastri
yeah

Daniel Ricciardo
holy sh*t……..

Oscar Piastri
i mean

Oscar Piastri
u told us to make it official

[George Russell [Admin] changed Oscar Piastri’s name to Oscar Piastri-Leclerc]

Lando Norris
LMFAO

George Russell [Admin]
Enjoy telling your teams about this.

Charles Leclerc
oh

Charles Leclerc
merde

Pierre Gasly
did not think that one through, non?

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
i did

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
i thought about it

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
and i thought it would be funny

Pierre Gasly
fair

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc ✔ @OscarPiastri
Looking forward to my next home race with my new father @Charles_Leclerc
[photo attached]

11:23PM ∙ 05/21/2024

| Nicole Piastri ✔ @NicolePiastri
| @Charles_Leclerc You can have him on weekends, but I want him back on the weekdays

| Charles Leclerc ✔ @Charles_Leclerc
| You can have summers too

| jamesmclellan @racingfan2003
| HELP????

| carcartruther @piastriiii4ever
| custody battle era??

| Ollie Bearman @OllieBearman
| I always wanted an older brother

| justaninchident @reddbulll33
| ollie is charles’ kid confirmed???

| pissastriWDC @f1fannaticc
| he even changed his name,, im-

[Charles Leclerc added Oscar Piastri-Leclerc and Ollie Bearman to a chat]

[Charles Leclerc changed the name of the chat to Mes Fils]

Mes Fils

Charles Leclerc
bonjour

Ollie Bearman
omg

Ollie Bearman
hi!!

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
u gotta adopt ollie now

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
for the bit

Ollie Bearman
omg!?!

Charles Leclerc
do you think daniel will give me another 20 euro?

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
aren’t u a millionaire?

Charles Leclerc
you also agreed for 20 euro

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
good point

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
wait

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
if u died right now, do i get ur money then? since im ur only legal heir or whatever

Charles Leclerc
that is a very threatening message Oscar

Charles Leclerc
for that, i am only putting ollie and leo in the will

Ollie Bearman
omg??????

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
the dog is getting favored over me?

Charles Leclerc
the dog has a name

Charles Leclerc
pay some respect

Charles Leclerc
and yes

Charles Leclerc
he is my favourite

Charles Leclerc
no offense ollie

Ollie Bearman
yeah none taken, leo is a very cute puppy!

Charles Leclerc
you should be more like ollie, oscar

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
ten seconds into this new family and its already dysfunctional

Chapter 2

Chapter Text

Formula 1 ✔ @F1
Who is excited for race week?

Get your paddock passes now!

[photo attached]

3:45AM ∙ 05/22/2024

| classiccarlos @oscarcar81
| LMFAO they really said welcome home oscar piastri-leclerc

| Aston Martin (TV) @strollonsoooo1
| nah bc why are they the only drivers in that promotional poster

| laneyxoxo @mclarengirl81
| even the official F1 account supports the 1681 family lmao

| McLaren ✔ @McLarenF1
| Excited to support @OscarPiastri at his newest home race!

| viva la brocedes @nicoroscoe
| MCLAREN?????

Twitch Quartet

Little Lando
so who is adopting oscar for silverstone?

Albono
we should play rock paper scissors

Chuck Leclerc
you are trying to steal my son? already?

Georgeeeeeeeee
U should ask lewis

Georgeeeeeeeee
He’s got the most experience with grid kids

Georgeeeeeeeee
Plus then oscar will get any german races we might have in the future

Chuck Leclerc
lewis is not german?

Georgeeeeeeeee
Nico is

Little Lando
LMFAO

Albono
mate…

Chuck Leclerc
the people on twitter are saying that lewis is my grid dad though

Albono
yeah, so he’s already oscar’s grandfather

Albono
which probably means he has claim to silverstone already

Little Lando
plus, lewis has that romantic dinner with max to get to, so clearly nico isn’t in the picture anymore lol

Little Lando
right @Georgeeeeeeeee?

Chuck Leclerc
what? why are lewis and max having a romantic dinner??

Albono
jealous charles?

Georgeeeeeeeee
i made a joke about it in an interview the other day lol

Georgeeeeeeeee
They aren’t actually going on a date

Georgeeeeeeeee
I think?

Chuck Leclerc
oh good

Albono
good? someone really is jealous lmao

Chuck Leclerc
no, i mean like…

Chuck Leclerc
it would be weird

Little Lando
hom*ophobia??? in my twitch quartet chat??

Chuck Leclerc
no!! it just would not make sense

Chuck Leclerc
like they would not work

Albono
cuz max would work better with you?

Chuck Leclerc
you are the worst alex

Albono
thanks mate <3

Georgeeeeeeeee
Wait you guys aren’t already dating?

Little Lando
^

Chuck Leclerc
what?? no??

Chuck Leclerc
why would you think that???

Albono
oh this is hilarious

Georgeeeeeeeee
Come on mate…

Georgeeeeeeeee
You two are like

Georgeeeeeeeee
Obsessed with each other

Little Lando
yeah

Little Lando
its like physically painful to third wheel a podium or smthing with u two

Chuck Leclerc
no it is not

Chuck Leclerc
we are very normal

Albono
that is not something normal people have to say charles

Direct Message: Logan Sargeant

Logan Sargeant
mate oh my god

Oscar Piastri
in my defense

Oscar Piastri
i didn’t actually expect him to sign the papers

Logan Sargeant
have you not seen the memes? he’ll sign anything

Oscar Piastri
max should put a marriage certificate in front of him

Oscar Piastri
it might be the only way charles stops being so oblivious

Logan Sargeant
plus, u would get home races in belgium and the netherlands haha

Oscar Piastri
wait

Oscar Piastri
logan ur a genius

Logan Sargeant
thanks dude

Logan Sargeant
wait

Logan Sargeant
u aren’t actually gonna ask charles and max to get married so u can get another home race??

Oscar Piastri
…

Oscar Piastri
no comment

Logan Sargeant
dude

Oscar Piastri
u know if we get married before the US grand prix, i can claim that one and vegas as my home races too

Logan Sargeant
what?

Oscar Piastri
like a green card marriage but its for home races, not citizenship

Oscar Piastri
well technically citizenship but only for the home races

Logan Sargeant
u would only marry me for a green card?

Oscar Piastri
why else would i?

Logan Sargeant
…

Logan Sargeant
no other reason

Direct Message: Lewis Hamilton

Sebastian Vettel
Why are people congratulating me on another grandchild?

Sebastian Vettel
My children aren’t old enough to have kids

Lewis Hamilton
your unofficial children are tho

Sebastian Vettel
Did Mick or Charles knock someone up??

Sebastian Vettel
I warned them to use protection…

Lewis Hamilton
u gave the sex talk to mick and charles??

Lewis Hamilton
actually don’t answer that

Lewis Hamilton
i don’t want to know

Lewis Hamilton
charles adopted oscar

Sebastian Vettel
Piastri? The driver?

Lewis Hamilton
it’s Piastri-Leclerc now

Lewis Hamilton
legally

Sebastian Vettel
Legally???

Lewis Hamilton
like adult adoption legally

Sebastian Vettel
Why?

Lewis Hamilton
oscar is collecting home races

Sebastian Vettel
Huh…

Sebastian Vettel
I can’t imagine Mark is very happy about this

Lewis Hamilton
u think about mark often lol?

Sebastian Vettel
f*ck you

Lewis Hamilton
<3

Die Kinder

Alter Mann
Really Charles?

Monegassischer Schlingel
i am a family man now seb

Deutscher Schlingel
does this make me an uncle?

Monegassischer Schlingel
yes mick

Monegassischer Schlingel
you can fight with arthur and lorenzo for godfather

Deutscher Schlingel
it won’t be pierre?

Monegassischer Schlingel
i am making him godmother to annoy him

Deutscher Schlingel
lol

Alter Mann
Was Leo not enough? You needed a second kid?

Monegassischer Schlingel
i have a second kid

Monegassischer Schlingel
oscar is my third

Monegassischer Schlingel
and my eldest

Monegassischer Schlingel
which is weird

Deutscher Schlingel
ollie bearman is the other kid seb

Alter Mann
You adopted him too???

Monegassischer Schlingel
no

Monegassischer Schlingel
just leo and oscar

Deutscher Schlingel
thats not fair

Deutscher Schlingel
you should adopt ollie too

Monegassischer Schlingel
silvia might kill me if i adopt another driver

Alter Mann
She hasn’t killed you already?

Monegassischer Schlingel
no

Monegassischer Schlingel
fred thought it was funny enough to protect me from her wrath

Alter Mann
Mattia would’ve thrown you to the dogs

Monegassischer Schlingel
mattia has thrown me to the dogs

Monegassischer Schlingel
he's thrown you as well

Alter Mann
Yes well, good riddens

Monegassischer Schlingel
[reached with a thumbs up to a message from Alter Mann]

sebastianvettel ✔

[a photo of Charles Leclerc and Oscar Piastri standing together at the Australian Grand Prix]

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susiewolffstan5ever @f1academygirliee
HELLO???? IM LOSING MY MIND???
[photo attached]

4:23PM ∙ 05/22/2024

| jaxie @forzachuck
| NOT SEB CONFIRMING THE FAMILY LINEAGE

| markwebbuh @multi21brainrot
| HE NEEDS TO POST OLLIE NEXT

crashgate<3 @nandostan1
here’s how oscar piastri can manage to claim the rest of the races on the calendar: a thread

4:56PM ∙ 05/22/2024

| crashgate <3 @nandostan1
| OSCAR LIKED THIS????

| jaxie @forzachuck
| CONGRATS GIRL

| justaninchident @reddbulll33
| “charles and max get married for oscar’s belge and dutch connections” IM CRYING LMFAO

schumacher supremacy @micktoredbullwhen
Oscar Piastri(-Leclerc)’s Current Home Races:
-Australia (duh)
-China (1/16^th)
-Imola (3/16^th)
-Monza (3/16^th)
-Monaco (via adoption)
-Silverstone (via osmosis from his new bro Ollie)

5:12PM ∙ 05/22/2024

| laneyxoxo @mclarengirl81
| waiting for the Oscar and Ollie content !!

Chapter 3

Chapter Text

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc ✔ @OscarPiastri
Exploring the new home *Monegasque Flag Emoji*

[two photos attached]

12:58PM ∙ 05/22/2024

| Arthur Leclerc @arthur_leclerc7
| Maman wants you over for family dinner

| DannyRicSupremacy @drsenjoyer
| pics or it didn’t happen

| jackieee<3 @16woninspa
| this has got to be the most insane F1tter bit so far

Direct Message: Arthur Leclerc

Oscar Piastri
was that tweet serious?

Arthur Leclerc
yes

Arthur Leclerc
lorenzo was in tears when she told us

Oscar Piastri
mate

Oscar Piastri
do i go??

Arthur Leclerc
you are going to say no to my maman?

Oscar Piastri
no, but…

Oscar Piastri
it’s not weird?

Arthur Leclerc
too late for that

Arthur Leclerc
it’s all over twitter

Arthur Leclerc
besides maman has a sense of humor

Arthur Leclerc
and she already likes you

Oscar Piastri
if you say so…

Arthur Leclerc
i do, nephew

Oscar Piastri
oh that’s weird

Arthur Leclerc
lol

Arthur Leclerc
tonight at 9

Arthur Leclerc
ill send you the address

Oscar Piastri
[reacted with a thumbs up to a message from Arthur Leclerc]

Direct Message: Charles Leclerc

Oscar Piastri
what type of flowers does your mother like?

Charles Leclerc
you are buying flowers?

Oscar Piastri
good first impression

Charles Leclerc
you have met my mother before

Oscar Piastri
good second impression?

Charles Leclerc
this is not a date oscar lol

Oscar Piastri
yes, but what kind of grandson would i be if i didn’t bring flowers?

Charles Leclerc
mate lol

Charles Leclerc
she likes tulips

Oscar Piastri
thx

Formula 1 Drivers Chat (Official Business Only)

Lance Stroll
before i get wrapped up in this, i just wanna say my dad already said i cant adopt oscar for the canadian gp or the belgium gp

Kevin Magnussen
Wow Daddy said no?

Daniel Ricciardo
why r u such a hater kmag

Daniel Ricciardo
enjoy life perhaps

Kevin Magnussen
Nothing to enjoy

Lewis Hamilton
except on-track violence

Kevin Magnussen
Yes :)

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
its okay @Lance Stroll im sure i can find some canadian relative

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
and if not, im sure there’s some french in me

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
which is practically the same thing

Pierre Gasly
no it is not

Esteban Ocon
f*ck off with that

Lance Stroll
mate it is not the same

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
if im already monegasque, which is like french-adjacent, i feel like that makes me canadian too

Charles Leclerc
i will unadopt you

Charles Leclerc
do not test me with this “french-adjacent” bullsh*t

Max Verstappen
yeah i’d be careful @Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

Max Verstappen
he gets prickly about the french thing

Pierre Gasly
u would know

Pierre Gasly
Max “im gonna post a story with the location of Monaco, France to get charles’ attention” Verstappen

Max Verstappen
it was an accident

Pierre Gasly
sure

Charles Leclerc
he was very apologetic afterwards

Max Verstappen
you sent me five whole paragraphs about it

Max Verstappen
and a link to the Monaco wikipedia page

Charles Leclerc
it worked, no?

Charles Leclerc
you know better now

Direct Message: Checo Perez

Checo Perez
Stop flirting in the group chat

Max Verstappen
i am not flirting?

Checo Perez
I deal with enough of it in-person during race weekends

Checo Perez
I do not need to read it as well during weekdays

Max Verstappen
i didn’t say anything??

Checo Perez
…

Formula 1 Drivers Chat (Official Business Only)

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
advice noted

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
i will not suggest Monaco is just France-adjacent again

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
not while im still on a campaign to get into the will

Yuki Tsunoda
are you going to take charles out once you are in the will?

Pierre Gasly
yuki?????

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
shhhhh @Yuki Tsunoda

Charles Leclerc
what do you mean “shhh”????

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
moving on…

Charles Leclerc
??????

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
ill just find some relative or smthing to cover the canadian gp

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
and i have a plan for the belgium gp

Lando Norris
don’t look at me

Lando Norris
i volunteer max

Max Verstappen
oh no

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
i will admit, Oscar Jack Piastri-Verstappen-Leclerc sounds better than Oscar Jack Piastri-Norris-Leclerc

Charles Leclerc
why is my last name last?

Max Verstappen
he just threatened ur life and thats your main concern here?

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
if lance and lando have both dropped, that leaves max as the only belgian driver on the grid

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
so u have to help me @Max Verstappen

Max Verstappen
i do not have to do anything

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
but i can knock out three whole races through u

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
austria, belgium, and netherlands

George Russell [Admin]
max doesn’t have austrian citizenship

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
its the red bull home race tho

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
so it would be mine too

Lewis Hamilton
this is actually insane

Zhou Guanyu
how do you plan on getting the other races?

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
im working on that

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
trying to convince logan to marry me so i can get a metaphorical green card for the US gp and vegas

Valtteri Bottas
I have to respect the commitment…

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc
thank u Valtteri

Direct Message: Alex Albon

Alex Albon
u cannot be serious rn

Logan Sargeant
don’t judge me

Alex Albon
dont marry the guy u have been crushing on for years just for a joke!!!

Logan Sargeant
i know what im doing

Alex Albon
do u??

Alex Albon
do u really???

Alex Albon
cuz it looks to me like ur displaying symptoms of insanity rn

Logan Sargeant
i just cant say no to him :(

Alex Albon
u have lost it

Alex Albon
this is a whole new level of down bad

Logan Sargeant
u were staring at photos of lily for the entirety of the last drivers meeting

Logan Sargeant
like i didn’t even see u blink

Logan Sargeant
so i don’t wanna hear it

Alex Albon
the difference between u and me is the fact that im actually dating the person im down bad for

Logan Sargeant
thats brutal…

Alex Albon
yeah sorry that was a bit too far lmao

Logan Sargeant
Dude

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc ✔ @OscarPiastri
Family dinner

@Charles_Leclerc @arthur_leclerc7

[photo attached]

11:34PM ∙ 05/22/2024

| 1681familyenjoyer @charlieleclerc16
| THIS IS CRAZY

| viva la brocedes @nicoroscoe
| nobody has ever committed to the bit like them

| markwebbuh @multi21brainrot
| leo is eating them all up lmaooo

| schumacher supremacy @micktoredbullwhen
| the face card genes are genetic

| pissastriWDC @f1fannaticc
| including oscar and leo but not ollie is brutal

| jamesmclellan @racingfan2003
| he’s getting the middle child treatment

| lepraisekink @forzacharles
| rare pascale and lorenzo content!! they look fantastic :)

Chapter 4

Chapter Text

Direct Message: Fernando Alonso

Mark Webber

I leave you to watch over Oscar, and you let him get adopted by Leclerc? Sebastian’s kid??

Fernando Alonso

You left me in charge to make sure he doesn’t accidentally poison himself or something.

Fernando Alonso

Which I did.

Fernando Alonso

My job is complete.

Mark Webber

I have to do everything around here myself.

Fernando Alonso

You are retired.

Fernando Alonso

You don’t do anything.

Mark Webber

Why do I still talk to you?

Fernando Webber

Better than talking to Sebastian.

Mark Webber

It’s been over a decade since that all happened.

Fernando Alonso

And yet, you are still mad about it.

Mark Webber

I should block you.

Fernando Alonso

And who would keep you updated on all the grid drama?

Read ✔ 10:25

Aston Martin (TV) @strollonsoooo1
okay so nicole piastri and charles leclerc sorted out the custody arrangement on twitter, but we haven’t heard from mark webber yet?

10:21PM ∙ 05/22/2024

| crashgate <3 @nandostan1
| he’s with his lawyers rn drawing up papers to take charles to court for custody

| carcartruther @piastriiii4ever
| HELP HE LIKED UR REPLY?????

lepraisekink @forzacharles
MARK WEBBER CHARLES LECLERC CUSTODY BATTLE ON THE TL???

10:45PM ∙ 05/22/2024

justaninchident @reddbulll33
charles too busy winning the virtual Monaco GP,,, does he even know he’s been served papers for custody???

10:47PM ∙ 05/22/2024

| jamesmclellan @racingfan2003
| booked, busy, and unbothered king

Chassisswapgate @garbagecaronfire
after all this drama, im lowkey manifesting a Pia-Lec double DNF

10:56PM ∙ 05/22/2024

| DannyRicSupremacy @drsenjoyer
| CARLOS SAINZ LIKED??? WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS

Direct Message: Carlos Sainz

Charles Leclerc

mate come on

Carlos Sainz

it is a little funny

Charles Leclerc

not with my luck in Monaco

Carlos Sainz

u won today

Carlos Sainz

congrats btw

Charles Leclerc

that was virtual

Charles Leclerc

less of a chance for my pitstop to be f*cked

Carlos Sainz

lol

Carlos Sainz

i am only rooting against oscar honestly

Carlos Sainz

it just happened to be the first tweet i saw

Charles Leclerc

stop talking bad about my son

Carlos Sainz

seriously?

Charles Leclerc

yes lol

Carlos Sainz

u had two perfectly good children

Carlos Sainz

yet u have gone and ruined ur family name

Charles Leclerc

a little dramatic, no?

Carlos Sainz

i am not the one who literally adopted another driver

Direct Message: Carlos Sainz

Oscar Piastri

r u serious dude?

Carlos Sainz

about charles? no

Oscar Piastri

and about me?

Carlos Sainz

i hope you crash

jaxie @forzachuck
max winning the 24 hour virtual race,, charles winning the virtual monaco gp,, theyre giving soulmatism

11:39PM ∙ 05/22/2024

| viva la brocedes @nicoroscoe
| foreshadowing charles winning irl monaco gp perchance???

| pissastriWDC @f1fannaticc
| does max know alex spent the whole stream flirting with his man lol

carcartruther @piastriiii4ever
1681 family confirmed, charles wins the virtual Monaco gp, carcar beef update, mark webber preparing to step into the custody negotiations with a steel chair… f1tter we are being fed

11:45PM ∙ 05/22/2024

| lepraisekink @forzacharles
| ANOTHER INCHIDENT MENTION TOO

| carcartruther @piastriiii4ever
| WHAT WHEN????

| lepraisekink @forzacharles
| earlier today!! @pushmeofftrack has the vids!

lestappenupdates @pushmeofftrack
Max brought up the Inchident during today’s stream!

[video attached]

6:38PM ∙ 05/22/2024

| lestappenupdates @pushmeofftrack
| Update: he did it again
| [video attached]

| lestappenupdates @pushmeofftrack
| Update: again???
| [video attached]

| lestappenupdates @pushmeofftrack
| Guys I can’t make this up, it happened again
| [video attached]

Direct Message: Checo Perez

Checo Perez

Get a grip

Max Verstappen

???

Direct Message: Checo Perez

Checo Perez

Do you have a plan to get Max and Charles together?

Oscar Piastri

idk yet, maybe?

Oscar Piastri

its vague

Oscar Piastri

how did u know?

Checo Perez

Lewis told me

Checo Perez

He heard from George

Checo Perez

Who heard from Alex

Oscar Piastri

who heard from Logan?

Checo Perez

Yes

Oscar Piastri

snitch

Checo Perez

Well? You are going to get them together?

Oscar Piastri

maybe

Oscar Piastri

if it helps me collect home races

Oscar Piastri

and if theyre cooperative

Checo Perez

If you need help, I will help

Oscar Piastri

thanks?

Checo Perez

I cannot f*cking take the pining anymore

Oscar Piastri

really? i couldnt tell

Direct Message: ???

???

Tell your boy to stay away from mine

Sebastian Vettel

Who is this?

???

Seriously?

???

You deleted my number?

Sebastian Vettel

Oh, hello Mark

Direct Message: Mark Webber

Mark Webber

You are unbelievable

Sebastian Vettel

Thank you

Mark Webber

Not a compliment

Sebastian Vettel

I know :)

Direct Message: Ollie Bearman

Charles Leclerc

congratulations on the points in Imola! you had a good FP with Haas as well

Ollie Bearman

thank you!!

Ollie Bearman

it was only P15 but hopefully ill do better if i actually get a seat

Charles Leclerc

you were still 3 seconds faster than nico in the same car

Charles Leclerc

and i believe you will get a seat

Charles Leclerc

you will be in Monaco this weekend, yes?

Ollie Bearman

yes! F2 has another feature race

Charles Leclerc

i will see you then

Charles Leclerc

my maman would like to meet you

Charles Leclerc

she has seen the memes

Ollie Bearman

omg!!

Ollie Bearman

i mean, yeah, that sounds cool

Direct Message: Kimi Antonelli

Ollie Bearman

this is one of the best days of my life

Ollie Bearman

i think im gonna throw up

Kimi Antonelli

?

Chapter 5

Chapter Text

Direct Message: Charles Leclerc

Oscar Piastri

ik we made plans to play padel with your brothers tomorrow but im going to have to reschedule

Oscar Piastri

last minute fitting for the new monaco race suits

Oscar Piastri

didnt see the email about it until after dinner

Charles Leclerc

no problem

Charles Leclerc

ill let arthur and lorenzo know

Oscar Piastri

u don’t have to cancel on them too

Charles Leclerc

i cannot play against them both by myself

Oscar Piastri

why don’t u invite someone else?

Oscar Piastri

i think max is still awake, he’s active on discord rn

Oscar Piastri

he likes padel

Charles Leclerc

max is terrible at padel

Oscar Piastri

something to hold over his head then

Charles Leclerc

fair enough

Charles Leclerc

i can ask

Direct Message: Max Verstappen

Charles Leclerc

do you want to play padel tomorrow with me and my brothers after media duties?

Max Verstappen

i thought u didn’t want to do another padel charity stream with me after i slept through the last one

Charles Leclerc

do not remind me of that

Charles Leclerc

no charity stream

Charles Leclerc

just for fun

Max Verstappen

oh

Max Verstappen

sure

Max Verstappen

what time?

Charles Leclerc

around 4:30?

Max Verstappen

sounds good

Max Verstappen

i can pick you up

Charles Leclerc

thanks

Direct Message: Charles Leclerc

Charles Leclerc

he said yes

Oscar Piastri

have fun mate

Direct Message: Logan Sargeant

Oscar Piastri

phase 1 is a success

Logan Sargeant

phase 1?

Oscar Piastri

of securing austria, belgium, and the netherlands as home races

Logan Sargeant

what did you do?

Oscar Piastri

made fake padel plans with charles, just to back out and suggest max as a replacement

Logan Sargeant

ur really going with the max and charles marriage plan?

Oscar Piastri

why not?

Oscar Piastri

it’s the easiest way to securing those home races

Oscar Piastri

i don’t think itll be as easy to get another adult adoption there

Oscar Piastri

considering max likely doesn’t have whatever blackmail charles had on prince albert lol

Logan Sargeant

so instead of just settling for a normal amount of home races

Logan Sargeant

you decided to play matchmaker?

Oscar Piastri

yeah

Logan Sargeant

ur crazy dude

Oscar Piastri

i wear it as a badge of pride

Logan Sargeant

right…

Oscar Piastri

think of it this way

Oscar Piastri

i have 5 home races rn (australia, china, monza, imola, monaco)

Oscar Piastri

once we get married and charles and max get it together

Oscar Piastri

i get another 6 races (miami, austin, vegas, austria, belgium, netherlands)

Oscar Piastri

its foolproof

Logan Sargeant

u were serious about us getting married?

Oscar Piastri

yeah like as a joke

Oscar Piastri

for the bit, y’know?

Oscar Piastri

as long as ur okay with it

Logan Sargeant

no yeah of course

Logan Sargeant

anything for u mate

Oscar Piastri

knew i could count on u

Oscar Piastri

ur a good friend like that haha

Logan Sargeant

yeah :)

Direct Message: Alex Albon

Logan Sargeant

im gonna end it all

Alex Albon

u dug ur own grave mate

Alex Albon

now lie in it

Direct Message: Daniel Ricciardo

Max Verstappen

charles just invited me to padel

Daniel Ricciardo

ohhhhhhhhh

Daniel Ricciardo

maxy and charles sitting in a tree

Max Verstappen

shut up

Max Verstappen

we are just friends

Daniel Ricciardo

then why are you telling me about your padel date?

Max Verstappen

its not a date

Max Verstappen

and idk

Max Verstappen

hes never invited me to play padel without cameras around before

Max Verstappen

it is not even for PR

Daniel Ricciardo

maybe hes crushing on u too

Max Verstappen

i am not crushing on him daniel

Max Verstappen

and he is not crushing on me

Max Verstappen

we are not teenaged girls

Daniel Ricciardo

then why act like one lol

Max Verstappen

you are the one acting like a child

Daniel Ricciardo

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Max Verstappen

[reacted with a middle finger emoji to a message from Daniel Ricciardo]

LandoWeCanBeWorld @ChampionsISaid
alex and charles doing the virtual gp… when are we getting a twitch quartet reunion?

12:38AM ∙ 05/23/2024

| jackieee<3 @16woninspa
| ugh literally, i miss them sm

Twitch Quartet

Little Lando

[link attached]

Little Lando

what do we think boys?

Albono

ive already said im down

Albono

george is too

Georgeeeeeeeee

You don’t know that

Albono

i would’ve ensured it

Georgeeeeeeeee

[reacted with a thumbs down to a message from Albono]

Little Lando

@Chuck Leclerc

Chuck Leclerc

depends on the time

Chuck Leclerc

but sure

Georgeeeeeeeee

How busy can you be mate?

Albono

he’s going on a date with max lol

Chuck Leclerc

no! it is not a date

Chuck Leclerc

we are playing padel tomorrow

Little Lando

oh i see

Little Lando

too busy for us now that u have got a boyfriendddd

Little Lando

Charles’ schedule tomorrow:

-pining over max

-media duties

-pining over max again

-padel with max

-making out with max

-ferrari meeting

-sexting max

Chuck Leclerc

wtf mate

Albono

LMAO

Chuck Leclerc

max and i, we are not like that

Georgeeeeeeeee

Right

Georgeeeeeeeee

So ur just torturing Checo for nothing?

Chuck Leclerc

i will not entertain this

Chuck Leclerc

@Albono how did you know anyway?

Albono

You -> Oscar -> Logan -> Me

Chuck Leclerc

you people have nothing better to do than gossip?

Georgeeeeeeeee

Yeah actually

Chapter 6

Chapter Text

F1 - 2024 MONACO GRAND PRIX - THURSDAY PRESS CONFERENCE TRANSCRIPT

…

Q: (Panagiotis Seitanidis – ANTI TV) A question for Charles, and I don't know if anybody else wants to share an opinion. Charles, the game of the Nazionale Piloti, the football team of Formula 1 was cancelled, unfortunately. But we still have two big finals coming up with Olympiacos and Fiorentina and Real Madrid with Dortmund. Do you follow the games, and do you have any predictions about the finals?

Charles LECLERC: I am probably the worst person to ask that to. I love football. I love playing football. Unfortunately, as you said, the Nazionale Piloti game was cancelled, which is a shame, but I hope it can come back next year. However, I haven't really followed until now. I'll probably watch the last game, but I haven't watched until now, so I don't have much more to comment on that.

Max VERSTAPPEN: I mean, my teams are not in the final, so for me, it doesn't matter who wins the final. I mean, I like to watch it. I will watch it. But when you don't have a particular favourite, you just try to have a good game in front of you, right? And, yeah, I hope that happens. Also, for some players, maybe, you know, here and there, it's going to be their final match with their team, so it can be quite emotional, I think, in Champions League, for sure, for two players in the two different teams. So, yeah, it's always quite special, I think. So I will enjoy watching that.

…

Q: (Rodrigo França – Car Magazine, Brazil) Question to all. We're here in the same weekend of the 24th Film Festival of Cannes, and there's a lot of cinema and movie stars here. So my question is, what's your favourite movie of all time, and why?

Esteban OCON: Yeah, I was in Cannes on Monday. I'm a massive Marvel fan, comics fan, and I got the chance to be sitting very close to Sebastian Stan, who was playing in the movie The Apprentice, which was quite a crazy experience. And yeah, to reply to the question, probably my favourite movie of all time is The Dark Knight Rises.

Yuki TSUNODA: I love the Transporter, Jason Statham. I love Jason Statham, so yeah, he's my guy.

George RUSSELL: I always remember watching James Bond Casino Royale when I was a kid, so that was always my number one.

MV: Wolf of Wall Street or Hangover, yeah.

Alex ALBON: I like the Grand Budapest Hotel. Wes Anderson. That's cool.

CL: Hangover is a cool one, but actually Harry Potter was probably my favourite growing up, and it remains one of my favorite movies. Oh yeah, big fan, huge fan! What? Yeah, I knew the lines. When I was 10 years old, I knew the lines of the movie. Yeah, of course. Everybody was telling me I was looking like Harry Potter as well.

AA: I was about to say, with glasses, you would look like Harry Potter.

GR: I have a video- one of the very first videos I have on my phone is of Charles, 2012, in…

MV: Hair cut like that. [Gestures across his forehead]

GR: Yeah, with the long hair.

CL: Ohhhh I was cool.

GR: I don’t know if you remember. It was in… um, Or- Ortana?

CL: Yeah. Yeah.

GR: Is it the- the Italian WSK?

CL: But I’m a bit worried about what you’re going to say next!

GR: You put the broomstick between your legs and used it in, uh, the sort of the wizard…

[Drivers laughing]

MV: You’re not making it any better!

CL: Keep that video for yourself.

MV: I would like to see that one.

Direct Message: Daniel Ricciardo

Daniel Ricciardo

i invited u to a watch party for the finals

Daniel Ricciardo

u told me u weren’t planning on watching them?

Max Verstappen

i changed my mind

Max Verstappen

it could be interesting, no?

Daniel Ricciardo

oh of course

Daniel Ricciardo

and it has nothing to do with the fact that charles is watching?

Max Verstappen

no

Max Verstappen

do not be ridiculous

Daniel Ricciardo

so ur coming to the party then?

Max Verstappen

no sorry

Daniel Ricciardo

??

Max Verstappen

i have plans to watch it already

Daniel Ricciardo

oh?

Max Verstappen

ur insufferable

Daniel Ricciardo

i didn’t say anything!

Daniel Ricciardo

enjoy watching with charles lol

Max Verstappen

it is not a date

Daniel Ricciardo

i didn’t say it was

Daniel Ricciardo

u were the one that brought up the word “date”

Max Verstappen

well it isn’t

Daniel Ricciardo

sure

Max Verstappen

really, its not

Daniel Ricciardo

whatever u say max

Max Verstappen

its not!

Daniel Ricciardo

defensive much?

Max Verstappen

no you are just ridiculous

Daniel Ricciardo

someones cranky cuz george hasnt sent him the photo of charles yet lol

Max Verstappen

you are the worst and i hate you

Daniel Ricciardo

u love me <3

Formula 1 Drivers Chat (Official Business Only)

George Russell [Admin]

[photo attached]

Charles Leclerc

do you hate me george?

Lando Norris

HAHAHAHA

Lance Stroll

hes just given up on the Official Business thing atp

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

putting this in the family scrapbook for sure

Charles Leclerc

it is like you want to be disowned

Max Verstappen

it is a very cute photo charles haha

George Russell

Do not worry Max

George Russell

I have plenty of photos of you as well…

Alex Albon

rip Max lmao

George Russell

You aren’t safe either Alex

Lewis Hamilton

Toto’s son…

Max Verstappen

he has got it printed out lol

George Russell

[photo attached]

Charles Leclerc

HA

Daniel Ricciardo

u played with fire maxy…

Max Verstappen

delete that george

Max Verstappen

now

Lando Norris

OMFG

Alex Albon

RIP MAX AGAIN

Esteban Ocon

i am saving this

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

oh that’s just tragic

Direct Message: George Russell

Charles Leclerc

where is that photo from?

George Russell

2022 Spain

George Russell

Post podium celebrations

Charles Leclerc

he looks ridiculous lol

George Russell

I know mate lmao

George Russell

I have more

Charles Leclerc

you are not going to put them in the group chat?

George Russell

Nah

George Russell

They aren’t as funny

George Russell

Think you might like them though

Charles Leclerc

what do you mean?

George Russell

[four photos attached]

Charles Leclerc

oh

George Russell

Max doesn’t really do it for me

George Russell

But I figured you could appreciate these

Charles Leclerc

what does that mean??

George Russell

I know people on twitter love post-race Max

George Russell

For some reason

George Russell

Apparently he’s hot?

Charles Leclerc

yes but why did you think i would appreciate photos of him like that?

George Russell

Mate…

Charles Leclerc

we aren’t dating

George Russell

I know

George Russell

You have said lol

George Russell

But you know you can tell us if there is something there?

Charles Leclerc

yes of course

Charles Leclerc

but there isn’t

George Russell

Okay

Charles Leclerc

you are letting this go?

George Russell

I’m not going to push you to talk about it if you really don’t want to

Charles Leclerc

there isn’t anything to talk about

George Russell

And you can talk to us if there’s other things too y’know?

Charles Leclerc

yes yes i know

Charles Leclerc

thank you george

George Russell

Of course mate

George Russell ✔ @GeorgeRussell63
Charles’ photo wasn’t the only one I unearthed today

@Charles_Leclerc @Max33Verstappen
[two photos attached]

3:47PM ∙ 05/23/2024

| Max Verstappen ✔ @Max33Verstappen
| You are dead to me

| susiewolffstan5ever @f1academygirliee
| if george gets pushed off track sunday we know why…

| viva la brocedes @nicoroscoe
| GEORGE RUSSELL ALWAYS AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME LMFAO

| schumacher supremacy @micktoredbullwhen
| WHY DID MARK WEBBER LIKE THIS???

| DannyRicSupremacy @drsenjoyer
| hes dragging oscar’s new step-dad into the custody battle

| 1681familyenjoyer @charlieleclerc16
| charles didn’t respond to the court summons on time lmfaooo

Die Kinder

Deutscher Schlingel

i saw mark webber in a restaurant earlier tonight

Deutscher Schlingel

he was giving off some really threatening vibes

Deutscher Schlingel

should i be concerned about that?

Alter Mann

No you’re fine probably

Deutscher Schlingel

probably?

Alter Mann

Charles might not be

Deutscher Schlingel

what does that mean?

Alter Mann

All in due time, Mick

Deutscher Schlingel

??

Monegassischer Schlingel

seb????

Alter Mann

I’ve got to go! Have fun this weekend :)

Monegassischer Schlingel

??????????

Direct Message: Max Verstappen

Max Verstappen

i’ll be by in a bit to pick you up

Charles Leclerc

call me when ur here

Charles Leclerc

im almost ready

Max Verstappen

[reacted with a thumbs up to a message from Charles Leclerc]

Charles Leclerc

let me know if you see mark webber before i come down

Max Verstappen

what?

Charles Leclerc

do not worry about it

Charles Leclerc

just watch your back

Direct Message: Daniel Ricciardo

Daniel Ricciardo

enjoy ur date!

Max Verstappen

f*ck off

Direct Message: Logan Sargeant

Logan Sargeant

hey if ur not going to padel and ur excuse was faked, r u free now?

Oscar Piastri

yeah why?

Logan Sargeant

Madden?

Oscar Piastri

ur hotel?

Logan Sargeant

yeah

Oscar Piastri

sounds fun

Oscar Piastri

omw

Direct Message: Alex Albon

Alex Albon

why did i just pass by oscar in the lobby?

Logan Sargeant

hes coming up to play Madden with me

Alex Albon

logan…

Logan Sargeant

we’re still friends y’know?

Logan Sargeant

just cuz i cant get a grip doesn’t mean that’s changed

Alex Albon

the longer u keep pretending ur only friends, the more its gonna hurt

Logan Sargeant

i know, u don’t need to remind me

Alex Albon

but ur just gonna continue to do that?

Logan Sargeant

what other choices do i have?

Alex Albon

tell him how u feel? find someone else and move on from him?

Logan Sargeant

either way i risk losing him

Alex Albon

what if he actually does like u back?

Logan Sargeant

trust me, he doesn’t

Logan Sargeant

thats been made clear

Logan Sargeant

i gtg hes at the door

Direct Message: Mark Webber

Mark Webber

Give me a call when you have a minute.

Oscar Piastri

with logan rn

Oscar Piastri

is it urgent?

Mark Webber

Its about Vettel’s spawn.

Oscar Piastri

so its not urgent

Mark Webber

Just call me when you get a minute.

Oscar Piastri

[reacted with a thumbs up to a message from Mark Webber]

lestappenupdates @pushmeofftrack
Charles and Max spotted going into a padel facility with Charles’ brothers!

[photo attached]

4:54PM ∙ 05/23/2024

| justaninchident @reddbulll33
| feels like the first time we’ve seen max without RB gear on in decades

| jaxie @forzachuck
| he swapped out the RB gear for the tightest shirt i have ever seen lmao

Direct Message: George Russell

Charles Leclerc

just got back from padel

George Russell

yeah?

Charles Leclerc

maybe i do have something to talk about

George Russell

I f*ckING KNEW IT

Chapter 7

Chapter Text

Formula 1 ✔ @F1
Your top three in FP1

#F1 #MonacoGrandPrix

[photo attached]

7:41AM ∙ 05/24/2024

| Charles Leclerc ✔ @Charles_Leclerc
| Mixed feelings in FP1 for the Leclerc family

| LandoWeCanBeWorld @ChampionsISaid
| AHJKSGASHJ CHARLES???

Formula 1 ✔ @F1
FP1 CLASSIFICATION

First practice finished like this

#F1 #MonacoGrandPrix

[photo attached]

7:45AM ∙ 05/24/2024

| Oscar Piastri-Leclerc ✔ @OscarPiastri
| Guess that’s official then. Submitted the papers to the FIA @Charles_Leclerc?

| FIA ✔ @fia
| Should we expect a new super lisence?

| lepraisekink @forzacharles
| ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

| classiccarlos @oscarcar81
| “Oscar Piastri-Leclerc” IM IN TEARS WHY IS THE F1 ACCT PLAYING ALONG NOW

| laneyxoxo @mclarengirl81
| well i mean it literally is legal lmfao

f1 ✔
[two photos of the top three finishers in FP1 and a graph of all 20 drivers’ results]

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f1 A surprise at the top in first practice!

#F1 #Formula1 #MonacoGP

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oscarpiastri That happened quickly, @charles_leclerc

F1 Australian Grand Prix ✔ @ausgrandprix
BREAKING: Charles’ son, Oscar Piastri-Leclerc, finishes P2 in FP1

8:07AM ∙ 05/24/2024

| DannyRicSupremacy @drsenjoyer
| guess they aren’t jealous that oscar has gone looking for other home races lol

Direct Message: Charles Leclerc

Oscar Piastri

r u going to watch the F2 sprint race tomorrow?

Charles Leclerc

yes

Oscar Piastri

where?

Charles Leclerc

from the garage?

Oscar Piastri

can i join u?

Charles Leclerc

in the Ferrari garage?

Oscar Piastri

yeah

Oscar Piastri

wanna get a pic of us together with leo watching ollie

Oscar Piastri

for the bit

Oscar Piastri

but also to support him

Charles Leclerc

sure

Charles Leclerc

watch out for carlos though

Oscar Piastri

oh f*ck

Oscar Piastri

do u think hes gonna jump me?

Charles Leclerc

no hes not that crazy

Charles Leclerc

but if something does happen i am filming for the group chat lol

Oscar Piastri

and leave me to my fate?

Oscar Piastri

ur a horrible father

Charles Leclerc

and this is why leo is my favorite

Direct Message: George Russell

Charles Leclerc

thank you for last night

George Russell

I drank about half your wine collection, don’t know why you’re thanking me

Charles Leclerc

for letting me talk over that stuff about max

George Russell

Yeah anytime

George Russell

I probably could’ve gone without hearing how much you want him to pin you down and take you over the SF-24

George Russell

But nobodys perfect

Charles Leclerc

mon dieu did i say that??

Charles Leclerc

maybe we had one too many glasses last night

George Russell

Maybe??

George Russell

Mate for sure we did

Charles Leclerc

are you going to tell the others?

George Russell

They’ll support you if I do

George Russell

But I wont if you don’t want me to

Charles Leclerc

for now can you keep this between us?

George Russell

Yeah sure

George Russell

Just as long as I don’t have to hear you wax too much poetry about how “rideable” his thighs look

Charles Leclerc

oh my god

George Russell

Yeah…

Direct Message: ???

???

You are meeting me for dinner tonight.

Charles Leclerc

who is this?

???

Oscar gave me your phone number

Direct Message: Mark Webber

Charles Leclerc

oh hello Mark!

Charles Leclerc

yes, he told me you asked for it

Mark Webber

We have things to discuss

Charles Leclerc

about oscar?

Mark Webber

Yes

Charles Leclerc

should i be worried?

Mark Webber

For him? No. For you? Well…

Charles Leclerc

that is ominous

Mark Webber

I’ll send you the information

Mark Webber

Do not be late

Direct Message: Arthur Leclerc

Arthur Leclerc

[photo attached]

Oscar Piastri

awww

Arthur Leclerc

he is very cute

Oscar Piastri

i would very much like to meet leo

Oscar Piastri

he is my competition for favorite child lol

Arthur Leclerc

no

Arthur Leclerc

ollie is leo’s competition for favorite child

Arthur Leclerc

then aurelia

Arthur Leclerc

then you

Oscar Piastri

aurelia?

Arthur Leclerc

aurelia nobels, she is in ferrari drivers academy with ollie

Arthur Leclerc

charles follows her progress too

Oscar Piastri

i have more siblings that i don’t know about?

Arthur Leclerc

knowing his “romantic” tendencies a few years ago, you probably have a few…

Oscar Piastri

lmfao

Oscar Piastri

that’s brutal

Oscar Piastri

your own brother?

Arthur Leclerc

like cain and abel

Oscar Piastri

the catholic metaphors never stop with him do they?

Die Kinder

Monegassischer Schlingel

[photo attached]

Monegassischer Schlingel

am i dead?

Deutscher Schlingel

oh sh*t dude

Monegassischer Schlingel

yes

Monegassischer Schlingel

i did not think mark webber was very scary until now

Alter Mann

That is because he is not

Monegassischer Schlingel

well i am very scared!

Alter Mann

Just don’t go

Monegassischer Schlingel

what? no

Alter Mann

It will really annoy him

Alter Mann

Its funny

Monegassischer Schlingel

not with my life on the line!

Deutscher Schingel

yeah im concerned for charles here

Deutscher Schingel

maybe he should go

Alter Mann

You two are no fun

Monegassischer Schlingel

i need to be alive to be fun

Alter Mann

Semantics

Monegassischer Schlingel

i am going

Monegassischer Schlingel

if you do not hear from me tomorrow

Monegassischer Schlingel

call the police

Deutscher Schingel

what would that phone call sounds like?

Deutscher Schingel

“yes hello police, my friend, Scuderia Ferrari Formula 1 Driver Charles Leclerc, was killed in a fit of jealousy by former Formula 1 Driver Mark Webber over dinner because Charles adult adopted Webber’s unofficial son, McLaren Formula 1 Driver Oscar Piastri. Oh and also Former Four Time Formula 1 World Champion Sebastian Vettel is involved somehow”

Alter Mann

Let me know if you do that

Alter Mann

So I can film it

Monegassischer Schlingel

i will be dead but you want to film a police call for a joke?

Alter Mann

Not everything is about you Charles

Monegassischer Schlingel

its my death???

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc ✔ @OscarPiastri

Feeling the Monégasque love this weekend <3

[two photos attached]

1:21PM ∙ 05/24/2024

Chapter 8

Chapter Text

Nicole Piastri ✔ @NicolePiastri
It appears theres a vacancy for a son in my family, @yukitsunoda07?

[photo attached]

6:42PM ∙ 05/24/2024

Direct Message: Mom

Oscar Piastri

really? yuki?

Oscar Piastri

i bet my sisters are finally happy to have a brother that isn’t taller than them lol

Mom

I would be happy to have a son that wants to be a part of this family </3

Oscar Piastri

oh haha youre very funny

Mom

I know :)

Direct Message: Yuki Tsunoda

Yuki Tsunoda

im the man of the house now

Oscar Piastri

i have a real father??

Yuki Tsunoda

irrelevant

Formula 1 Drivers Chat (Official Business Only)

Pierre Gasly

congrats on the adoption yuki! Haha

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

u never congratulated me :(

Carlos Sainz

die mad about it

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

i didn’t even say anything to u

Yuki Tsunoda

thank u @Pierre Gasly

Yuki Tsunoda

looks like someone has to bring honor back to the piastri family name

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

??

George Russell [Admin]

Another adoption? One wasn’t enough?

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

this one wasn’t a legal one

Yuki Tsunoda

yet…

George Russell [Admin]

Hmmm

[George Russell [Admin] changed Yuki Tsunoda’s name to Yuki Tsunoda-Piastri]

Yuki Tsunoda-Piastri

yessssss

Fernando Alonso

Does this mean Yuki gets a home race in Australia?

Pierre Gasly

i vote yes

Esteban Ocon

who gave you a say?

Daniel Ricciardo

as the most experienced australian driver on the grid, i also vote yes

Lewis Hamilton

congrats on the extra home race Yuki

Logan Sargeant

i love democracy

Daniel Ricciardo

one of us! one of us!

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

i suppose i cant gatekeep extra home races…

Yuki Tsunoda-Piastri

f*ck yeah

Direct Message: Ollie Bearman

Ollie Bearman

does this make yuki my half-brother? step brother? orrrr?

Ollie Bearman

like how does this situation work

Oscar Piastri

idk man

Oscar Piastri

i don’t really think theres any precedent here

Oscar Piastri

if hes ur half-brother in ur heart, that’s all that matters

Ollie Bearman

okay? thanks mate?

Oscar Piastri

anytime

Direct Message: Lewis Hamilton

Sebastian Vettel

Is Mark in the paddock this weekend?

Lewis Hamilton

yeah i think so

Lewis Hamilton

why? you looking to make a bad decision ;)

Sebastian Vettel

Oh ha ha, you are sooo funny

Sebastian Vettel

And no

Sebastian Vettel

Maybe watch out for Charles this weekend?

Lewis Hamilton

is this about that adopting stuff?

Lewis Hamilton

its no big deal, im sure he’ll be fine

Sebastian Vettel

Yes I know

Sebastian Vettel

But Mark wanted to have dinner with Charles and hes been acting kinda weird

Sebastian Vettel

And I know Mark would never actually do anything deliberately cruel over a joke of course

Sebastian Vettel

But he might say something…

Sebastian Vettel

And you know how he gets about me, and I do not know how much of that will transfer to Charles

Sebastian Vettel

Plus Charles hasn’t been answering his phone for the past few hours

Sebastian Vettel

So I am a little worried

Lewis Hamilton

awww that’s sweet

Sebastian Vettel

Shut up

Lewis Hamilton

ill keep an eye out

Sebastian Vettel

Thank you

Lewis Hamilton

i doubt itll be necessary

Sebastian Vettel

Yes yes

Sebastian Vettel

But soothe an old friends nerves, no?

Lewis Hamilton

of course

Lewis Hamilton

watching over charles for you is practically my second job anyways

Sebastian Vettel

He doesn’t need a babysitter

Lewis Hamilton

yeah but you worry

Sebastian Vettel

I do

Direct Message: Checo Perez

Checo Perez

What did you do?

Oscar Piastri

what do u mean?

Checo Perez

Charles came by our garage today between FPs

Oscar Piastri

oh?

Checo Perez

He was even weirder with Max than normal

Oscar Piastri

i arranged a little padel date yesterday

Oscar Piastri

maybe he came to some realizations haha?

Checo Perez

You are laughing but I am not

Checo Perez

It was horrifying to watch

Checo Perez

He was practically drooling

Oscar Piastri

oh no sh*t?

Checo Perez

Yes :(

Oscar Piastri

lol im sorry checo

Oscar Piastri

if all goes to plan then the pining will go away soon enough

Checo Perez

What is the plan?

Oscar Piastri

well..

Oscar Piastri

Step 1: padel date

Oscar Piastri

Step 2: dinner together with the “fam”

Oscar Piastri

Step 3: ???

Oscar Piastri

Step 4: profit

Oscar Piastri

we are about to enter step 2

Checo Perez

Seriously?

Oscar Piastri

it is a work in progress

Checo Perez

Clearly

Checo Perez

If you want something done right

Checo Perez

You have to do it yourself

Oscar Piastri

???

Oscar Piastri

what does that mean?

Oscar Piastri

checo??

Direct Message: Checo Perez

Checo Perez

Are you free tonight?

Max Verstappen

yes, why?

Checo Perez

[photo attached]

Max Verstappen

tequila? night before qualifying?

Checo Perez

Not too much

Checo Perez

You’ve done worse

Max Verstappen

fair

Max Verstappen

u know where my apartment is?

Checo Perez

Yes

Max Verstappen

[reacted with a thumbs up to a message from Checo Perez]

Die Kinder

Monegassischer Schlingel

why did you let me do that?

MonacoWatcher @monacocelebwatch
BREAKING: Formula 1 driver Charles Leclerc and former Formula 1 driver Mark Webber were caught having dinner together!

[two photos attached]

8:56PM ∙ 05/24/2024

| Aston Martin (TV) @strollonsoooo1
| charles looks terrified lmfaoooo

| markwebbuh @multi21brainrot
| can you blame him? look at mark’s face haha

| crashgate <3 @nandostan1
| this custody battle is turning nasty fast y’all…

Chapter 9

Chapter Text

____________ ____________

arthur_leclerc ✔ 1h

Family front row <3

@charles_leclerc

@oscarpiastri

F1 Australian Grand Prix ✔ @ausgrandprix
THE PIASTRI-LECLERC'S ARE ON THE FRONT ROW!

@OscarPiastri will line up on the front row alongside pole sitter
@Charles_Leclerc for his adopted home Grand Prix™

#MonacoGP #F1

[photo attached]

9:03AM ∙ 05/25/2024

Formula 1 ✔ @F1
The front row is a real family affair this weekend :)

#F1 #MonacoGP

[photo attached]

9:38AM ∙ 05/25/2024

| schumacher supremacy @micktoredbullwhen
| father-son bonding <3

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc ✔ @OscarPiastri
Good day for the Leclerc family

10:02AM ∙ 05/25/2024

| jaxie @forzachuck
| hes prepared to take this joke to the grave,,, mad respect

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc ✔ @OscarPiastri
Two locals on the front row. Who’d have thought?

[photo attached]

10:02AM ∙ 05/25/2024

| pissastriWDC @f1fannaticc
| asjhdskhd Monegasque oscar piastri is not going away anytime soon lmao

Charles Leclerc ✔ @Charles_Leclerc
Poooooole position 😘
Amazing weekend until now, we’ve got to finish it off now <3

[four photos attached]

11:45AM ∙ 05/25/2024

| 1681familyenjoyer @charlieleclerc16
| THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! CHARLES LECLERC POLE IN MONACO!!!!

Die Kinder

Alter Mann

Congratulations Charles! You had a fantastic quali!

Monegassischer Schlingel

so we are ignoring my previous message?

Alter Mann

Let me be proud of you first

Monegassischer Schlingel

i suppose i can make the allowance

Alter Mann

How does it feel?

Monegassischer Schlingel

ive had pole here before, i should not get too excited now

Deutscher Schlingel

its still a good sign though! everyone believes you can win tomorrow

Monegassischer Schlingel

shhh

Monegassischer Schlingel

do not say that

Monegassischer Schlingel

you will jinx it

Deutscher Schlingel

sorry! sorry!

Alter Mann

Good luck tomorrow, Charles

Deutscher Schlingel

yes, good luck mate!

Monegassischer Schlingel

merci!

Direct Message: Sebastian Vettel

Sebastian Vettel

What did Mark say to you?

Charles Leclerc

you are familiar with the concept of a shovel talk?

Sebastian Vettel

Yes

Charles Leclerc

that

Charles Leclerc

he did that

Charles Leclerc

or a modified version at least

Charles Leclerc

the general message was to “back off and keep vettel’s little lineage away from my boy”

Sebastian Vettel

Oh was that it?

Charles Leclerc

he also called you a conniving manwhor*

Charles Leclerc

but i wasn’t sure if i should say that

Sebastian Vettel

That’s tame from him

Sebastian Vettel

I expected more dramatics

Sebastian Vettel

He didn’t threaten you?

Charles Leclerc

not seriously

Charles Leclerc

although if my dinner was poisoned or something, then you know who to look for

Formula 1 Drivers Chat (Official Business Only)

George Russell [Admin]

Can you two go anymore than ten minutes without feeding the clownery on twitter?

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

no

Charles Leclerc

non

George Russell [Admin]

Honesty; I have to respect that

Charles Leclerc

yes, it is genetic

Lando Norris

wait, i thought oscar was adopted?

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

anything can be true from a certain point of view

Lewis Hamilton

can it though?

Logan Sargeant

the british are coming at y’all like ur paul revere

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

who?

Alex Albon

what?

Logan Sargeant

oh this was the wrong group of people to make that joke to

Hannah <3 @lecfosi16
"I am really happy for my brother and nephew. For my nephew I hope he helps us in the race."
-Arthur Leclerc

LMFAO IM CRYING

[video attached]

12:45PM ∙ 05/25/2024

| classiccarlos @oscarcar81
| they’re all so unserious lmao

justaninchident @reddbulll33
“Do you want me to adopt you as well? Don’t be jealous, Carlos.”

this is a serious and professional sport

[video attached]

12:45PM ∙ 05/25/2024

Formula 1 Drivers Chat (Official Business Only)

Lando Norris

[link attached]

Lando Norris

@Charles Leclerc carlos does not need another last name

Charles Leclerc

i cannot remember all of his names now

Carlos Sainz

you would be blessed to be related to me

Charles Leclerc

yet everyone else wants to be a leclerc? lol

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

imagine not being a leclerc

Charles Leclerc

embarrassing

Zhou Guaynu

how long are you two going to keep this joke going?

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

joke? what joke? that’s my father

Charles Leclerc

c’est mon fils!

Fernando Alonso

They signed papers

Fernando Alonso

Was it ever a joke?

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

the bond between a father and son should never be made into a joke

Charles Leclerc

<3

Lewis Hamilton

jesus christ

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

no that’s mother mary

Charles Leclerc

??

Lando Norris
LMFAO

Lewis Hamilton

not what i meant

lestappenupdates @pushmeofftrack
Max congratulating Charles today after quali!!

[video attached]

3:35PM ∙ 05/25/2024

LandoWeCanBeWorld @ChampionsISaid
Max saying he likes the italian anthem when he isn’t winning lmaooo simp

[video attached]

4:13PM ∙ 05/25/2024

| justaninchident @reddbulll33
| max verstappen simping over charles leclerc, fork found in kitchen

Direct Message: Max Verstappen

Max Verstappen

i said it earlier, but congrats again on pole today

Charles Leclerc

thank you max!

Charles Leclerc

im sorry your qualifying didn’t go as well

Max Verstappen

it is something we must work on

Max Verstappen

wont happen again

Charles Leclerc

knowing you, it definitely wont lol

Max Verstappen

i suppose it could have been worse though

Charles Leclerc

yes i suppose so

Charles Leclerc

how is checo?

Max Verstappen

hes alright

Max Verstappen

not much that can be done with p16 on a track like monaco you know?

Charles Leclerc

oh trust me

Charles Leclerc

i understand how unforgiving of a track she can be

Max Verstappen

you do

Max Verstappen

but maybe for not much longer?

Charles Leclerc

we will see tomorrow

Charles Leclerc

it is like you said

Charles Leclerc

if not the dutch anthem, then the italian anthem works too lol

Max Verstappen

if things go my way it will be the dutch one again tomorrow haha

Max Verstappen

you watch my interviews?

Charles Leclerc

sometimes

Charles Leclerc

you can never be too informed on your oppenents

Max Verstappen

including their favorite anthems?

Charles Leclerc

in your case, yes

Charles Leclerc

it is nice to know you are rooting for me

Max Verstappen

i am rooting for me

Max Verstappen

the italian anthem is just a nice backup if i cannot hear my own

Charles Leclerc

sure

Max Verstappen

how do you know it is you and not carlos that i like to see win?

Charles Leclerc

do not make me laugh max

Max Verstappen

lol

Max Verstappen

what can i say? you look good on the top step

Max Verstappen

it suits you

Charles Leclerc

oh?

Max Verstappen

yeah

Charles Leclerc

you look pretty nice covered in champagne too

Max Verstappen

i always enjoy our shared podiums

Charles Leclerc

me too

Charles Leclerc

tomorrow… if i win, will you celebrate with me?

Max Verstappen

if you win tomorrow, the whole city will want to celebrate with you

Charles Leclerc

yes, but i am asking you

Max Verstappen

of course charles

Max Verstappen

not even a DNF on the last lap could stop me if you win tomorrow

Charles Leclerc

you say things like this sometimes

Charles Leclerc

it drives me crazy

Charles Leclerc

i do not know what to think

Max Verstappen

it is just the truth

Charles Leclerc

…

Charles Leclerc

good luck tomorrow max

Max Verstappen

you too charlie

Direct Message: Checo Perez

Oscar Piastri

sorry about today mate

Checo Perez

Yes, it is unfortunate

Checo Perez

Hopefully I will do better next race

Checo Perez

Congrats on the front row

Oscar Piastri

thanks, i appreciate that

Oscar Piastri

what happened last night?

Checo Perez

Max and I talked

Oscar Piastri

and?

Checo Perez

We drank

Oscar Piastri

anddd?

Checo Perez

And I handled things

Oscar Piastri

really?

Checo Perez

You are surprised?

Oscar Piastri

what did you say?

Checo Perez

I did not have to say much

Checo Perez

Just gave him a few nudges in the right direction and he came to the realization himself

Oscar Piastri

Realization?

Checo Perez

That he is in love with Charles

Oscar Piastri

oh so we’re skipping straight to the L word

Checo Perez

Max is a very intense person

Checo Perez

I am not surprised

Oscar Piastri

how did he handle it?

Checo Perez

Better than expected

Checo Perez

I think he knew on some level already

Checo Perez

Just never admitted it

Oscar Piastri

thats good

Checo Perez

Only if Charles returns the feelings

Oscar Piastri

werent u complaining yesterday abt how much charles was drooling after max

Checo Perez

There is a difference between love and attraction

Oscar Piastri

u think charles doesn’t return the feelings?

Checo Perez

No, no

Checo Perez

I have no idea what Charles thinks

Checo Perez

We are friends, but not that close

Checo Perez

I suppose I am just worried

Checo Perez

Max was… worse than I expected

Oscar Piastri

down bad?

Checo Perez

Horrendously

Checo Perez

This can either go very well or very very bad

Checo Perez

I just hope that they sort it out so I don’t have to deal with it during podiums anymore

Oscar Piastri

u really have ur priorities sorted

Oscar Piastri

i respect that checo

Direct Message: Logan Sargeant

Logan Sargeant

dude congrats on the front row!

Oscar Piastri

thanks mate

Oscar Piastri

congrats on the promotion

Logan Sargeant

i should thank haas’ illegal rear wings lmao

Oscar Piastri

haha yeah

Logan Sargeant

u think u have a chance at winning tomorrow?

Oscar Piastri

not sure

Oscar Piastri

this is monaco

Oscar Piastri

which could mean bad things for me in terms of overtaking

Oscar Piastri

or good things in terms of charles’ luck

Oscar Piastri

hard to say

Logan Sargeant

regardless, im cheering for you

Oscar Piastri

not for yourself?

Logan Sargeant

it isn’t like we’ll be racing each other in p2 and p15

Logan Sargeant

besides, i always cheer for you

Oscar Piastri

huh

Oscar Piastri

thanks logan

Oscar Piastri

you know im always cheering for you too?

Logan Sargeant

i have to imagine that’s a bit of a letdown for you each race then

Oscar Piastri

dont be ridiculous

Oscar Piastri

you are so much better than that sh*tbox of a car

Oscar Piastri

i never doubted that

Logan Sargeant

oh

Logan Sargeant

thanks for saying that oscar

Oscar Piastri

i mean it

Direct Message: Alex Albon

Logan Sargeant

ajshdghjakhdgjaksdsh

Alex Albon

are you having a stroke?

Logan Sargeant

honestly?

Logan Sargeant

i just might be

Chapter 10

Chapter Text

Formula 1 ✔ @F1
HE’S DONE IT!!!! 🏆

CHARLES LECLERC WINS THE MONACO GRAND PRIX 🤍❤️

[photo attached]

10:26AM ∙ 05/26/2024

| jackieee<3 @16woninspa
| IM LOSING MY f*ckING MIND OH MY GOD

| lepraisekink @forzacharles
| MONACO FINALLY LOVED HIM BACK IM IN TEARS

Scuderia Ferrari HP ✔ @ScuderiaFerrari
CHARLES LECLERC. TAKE A BOW. 🔥

YOUR FIRST WIN OF 2024 AT HOME 🏆

#MonacoGP

[video attached]

10:26AM ∙ 05/26/2024

| jamesmclellan @racingfan2003
| Congratulations Charles! Monaco is so proud of you!

Nicole Piastri ✔ @NicolePiastri
Very proud of my boys 🥰

@yukitsunoda07

@OscarPiastri

11:02AM ∙ 05/26/2024

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc ✔ @OscarPiastri
What a week: adoption and now a podium!

[photo attached]

11:20AM ∙ 05/26/2024

| 1681familyenjoyer @charlieleclerc16
| CONGRATS TO THE LECLERC FAMILY IG LMFAO

Formula 1 Drivers Chat (Official Business Only)

Charles Leclerc

drinks are on meeeee at jimmy’z tonight!!!

Alex Albon

congrats charles!!! will definitely be taking you up on that haha

Lewis Hamilton

brilliant drive charles, you earned it today!

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

yeah congrats dad

Charles Leclerc

we had a father-son 1-2 today

Lando Norris

WOOO SHOTS

Carlos Sainz

Many many shots!

Carlos Sainz

for Charles’ home race win! and me. and I suppose Oscar as well

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

wow thanks man

Charles Leclerc

yes! shotssss!

Direct Message: Yuki Tsunoda

Yuki Tsunoda

Mom tagged me first

Oscar Piastri

are you coming for my job??

Yuki Tsunoda

as favorite son? yes

Yuki Tsunoda

didnt even need to do anything and im already winning

Oscar Piastri

mate

Direct Message: Max Verstappen

Charles Leclerc

you are coming?

Max Verstappen

i wouldn’t miss it for the world

Charles Leclerc

good

Charles Leclerc

i look forward to seeing you

Max Verstappen

i look forward to celebrating you

Max Verstappen

i am so happy for you

Charles Leclerc

even though you didn’t win?

Max Verstappen

this is the next best thing

Charles Leclerc

haha you are sweet

Charles Leclerc

i have to go

Charles Leclerc

jumping into the harbor

Max Verstappen

Ha!

Max Verstappen

enjoy that

Scuderia Ferrari HP ✔ @ScuderiaFerrari
There’s only one way to celebrate in Monaco! 🏊

And @Charles_Leclerc wasn’t waiting for Fred to decide! 😂

#MonacoGP #F1

[video attached]

12:38AM ∙ 05/26/2024

Direct Message: Logan Sargeant

Oscar Piastri

you coming to jimmy’z tonight?

Logan Sargeant

for free drinks? yeah dude

Logan Sargeant

and i wont miss the chance to congratulate you on P2 in person

Logan Sargeant

that was a great race dude

Oscar Piastri

you too

Oscar Piastri

maybe next year it’ll be me and you up there

Logan Sargeant

i don’t know if i have a “next year”

Oscar Piastri

dont speak like that

Oscar Piastri

you will

Oscar Piastri

and we will celebrate when it happens

Oscar Piastri

like we will celebrate tonight

Oscar Piastri

get ready to puke tonight

Oscar Piastri

we are going crazy lol

Logan Sargeant

sounds like a fun time haha

Mes Fils

Ollie Bearman

CONGRATS!!

Ollie Bearman

you both did so great, it was so cool to watch

Oscar Piastri

congrats on your highest f2 finish this season mate

Oscar Piastri

very impressive overtake on kimi

Charles Leclerc

yes, it was clean and skillfully done

Ollie Bearman

thanks!

Charles Leclerc

you should be very proud

Ollie Bearman

you are one to talk mate

Ollie Bearman

first time winner at your home grand prix!!

Charles Leclerc

i am very excited about this

Charles Leclerc

we managed to keep position and that was the main goal today

Ollie Bearman

im sure the celebrations will be glorious haha

Oscar Piastri

charles is buying drinks tonight at jimmy’z

Oscar Piastri

feel free to pop by

Ollie Bearman

will see if i can!

Direct Message: Arthur Leclerc

Arthur Leclerc

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Charles Leclerc

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Arthur Leclerc

!!!!!!!!!!!

Charles Leclerc

:D :D :D <3 <3

Arthur Leclerc

<3 <3 <3

Charles Leclerc ✔ @Charles_Leclerc
BEST DAY EVER ❤️❤️❤️

Thank you for everything, I love you all ❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍

[four photos attached]

2:29PM ∙ 05/25/2024

| jaxie @forzachuck
| IM LITERALLY SOBBING RN U HAVE NO IDEA

| carcartruther @piastriiii4ever
| LECLERC FAMILY 1-2 LFG

Direct Message: Sebastian Vettel

Sebastian Vettel

YOU DID IT!

Charles Leclerc

YESSSSS

Sebastian Vettel

I am so happy for you Charles

Sebastian Vettel

I only wish I had been there in person to see it

Charles Leclerc

i am happy too Seb

Sebastian Vettel

You made very many people proud today

Charles Leclerc

i tried to, im glad i was able to pull through

Sebastian Vettel

Of course you did

Sebastian Vettel

For the record, I am one of those people who are very proud of you

Charles Leclerc

you are going to make me cry in the middle of my celebrations

Sebastian Vettel

Go enjoy!! You only take your first home win once!

Charles Leclerc

haha i will

Sebastian Vettel

Get wild!! Do some cocaine! Sleep with someone you'll regret in the morning!

Charles Leclerc

i feel like you should be telling me not to do that

Sebastian Vettel

Grow up, this is Formula 1 Charles

Sebastian Vettel

There is only one way to celebrate a race like this, and it's by getting f*cked up

Sebastian Vettel

Go crazy tonight!

Charles Leclerc

LOL

Sebastian Vettel

Congrats again Charles

Charles Leclerc

thank you seb

Charles Leclerc

for everything

Sebastian Vettel

of course

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc ✔ @OscarPiastri
Think I’ll just keep declaring every race my home race

[three photos attached]

2:35PM ∙ 05/26/2024

| Lawrence Stroll @LawrenceStroll
| Don’t even think about it…

Chapter 11

Chapter Text

Direct Message: Mark Webber

Mark Webber

Now that the weekend is over, you will stop this craziness?

Oscar Piastri

what craziness?

Mark Webber

This “adoption” thing

Oscar Piastri

you mean the strategy that got me my first podium of the season?

Mark Webber

The “adoption” had nothing to do with that

Oscar Piastri

cant hear you over the sound of a leclerc 1-2

Mark Webber

Jesus Christ

Mark Webber

Are you going to get every driver to “adopt” you then?

Mark Webber

You understand how ridiculous that is?

Oscar Piastri

its only insanity if it doesn’t work

Mark Webber

No it’s definitely insanity

Mark Webber

…

Mark Webber

You don’t need them to win

Mark Webber

You are perfectly capable of doing so with your own merits

Oscar Piastri

yeah but its funny

Mark Webber

Not for me

Oscar Piastri

im going to collect as many home races as possible

Oscar Piastri

cant stop me now

Mark Webber

How many “adoptions” can you even get??

Oscar Piastri

idk why u keep using quotation marks

Oscar Piastri

it was an actual legal adoption

Mark Webber

Do not remind me

Mark Webber

You’re going to get that repealed right?

Mark Webber

Right Oscar??

Oscar Piastri

as daniel says when he's pretending to be american: if it ain't broke, don't fix it

Oscar Piastri

plus i still need the legal connection to charles for the max plot to work

Mark Webber

What does the antichrist have to do with Max?

Oscar Piastri

the antichrist???

Mark Webber

Satan’s protege-son

Oscar Piastri

are you talking about sebastian vettel??

Oscar Piastri

actually im not even going to address that

Oscar Piastri

if all goes to plan, the “antichrist” and max are getting married before the austrian gp

Oscar Piastri

so i can claim all three of max’s home races thru his newfound step-fathership

Mark Webber

I’m considering having you committed

Oscar Piastri

im not the one screaming about satan and the antichrist

Mark Webber

That still only gets you three races

Oscar Piastri

when i marry logan, ill get three more

Mark Webber

Oh, you two finally got together?

Oscar Piastri

huh?

Oscar Piastri

what do you mean?

Mark Webber

Clearly I’m being replaced by the antichrist already if you haven’t told me you’ve been dating Logan long enough to consider marriage…

Oscar Piastri

are you actually jealous of charles??

Oscar Piastri

and hold on

Oscar Piastri

logan and i aren’t dating

Oscar Piastri

we’re getting fake real married so i can collect the American races

Oscar Piastri

why would u think we’re dating?

Mark Webber

Probably because you just told me you’re getting married?

Mark Webber

And other things

Oscar Piastri

what things?

Mark Webber

I don’t think I should be having this conversation with you

Oscar Piastri

do you want me to ask Charles instead?

Mark Webber

No

Mark Webber

Do not do that

Oscar Piastri

then tell me

Mark Webber

I just assumed he told you about his feelings for you

Oscar Piastri

what????

Oscar Piastri

logan does not have feelings for me

Mark Webber

Kid…

Oscar Piastri

does logan have feelings for me?

Mark Webber

Is the sky blue?

Oscar Piastri

we have been friends for years

Oscar Piastri

i would’ve figured it out

Oscar Piastri

or he would’ve told me

Mark Webber

Do you really think that?

Oscar Piastri

…

Oscar Piastri

no

Mark Webber

What are you gonna do about it?

Oscar Piastri

idk what should i do???

Mark Webber

Why don’t you go ask Charles?

Oscar Piastri

you joke but i just might

Mark Webber

Ugh

Mark Webber

I guess the first thing to do is figure out if you like him back

Oscar Piastri

i don’t know

Oscar Piastri

i never really thought about it

Oscar Piastri

or guys at all really

Mark Webber

Well figure that out first

Mark Webber

Because if you go into this and f*ck it up…

Mark Webber

Jenson might kill you

Mark Webber

And it would be very embarrassing for me if you died at the hands of Jenson Button of all people

lestappenupdates @pushmeofftrack
Max and Charles at Jimmy’z last night!

[four photos attached]

1:47PM ∙ 05/27/2024

| Hannah <3 @lecfosi16
| anyone else think theyre suspiciously close?

| lepraisekink @forzacharles
| you could’ve been replying to literally any lestappen pics ever and it would’ve worked

Direct Message: Sebastian Vettel

Charles Leclerc

i have good news and bad news

Sebastian Vettel

Good news first?

Charles Leclerc

i followed your advice last night

Sebastian Vettel

Oh fun!

Sebastian Vettel

Bad news?

Charles Leclerc

i followed your advice last night

Sebastian Vettel

Ohhh not fun…

Sebastian Vettel

How was it?

Charles Leclerc

the cocaine was not bad

Charles Leclerc

i should not be surprised that pierre knows where to get the good stuff

Sebastian Vettel

So the bad news is a bad hangover then?

Charles Leclerc

that is the least of my problems

Charles Leclerc

and i did not do too much

Charles Leclerc

but i slept with someone i am regretting now

Sebastian Vettel

Who?

Charles Leclerc

you need to ask?

Sebastian Vettel

Max?

Charles Leclerc

yes

Sebastian Vettel

Was he bad or something? He seems like the repressed type…

Charles Leclerc

Seb!

Sebastian Vettel

Sorry, sorry

Sebastian Vettel

Kidding

Charles Leclerc

i do not want to talk about the details of my sex life with you

Charles Leclerc

that feels weird

Sebastian Vettel

Yes I do not really want to know either

Sebastain Vettel

But why are you texting me if you don’t want to talk about it?

Charles Leclerc

i don’t want to talk about the sex

Charles Leclerc

but the afterwards…

Sebastian Vettel

What happened?

Charles Leclerc

he left

Charles Leclerc

and now i am waking up alone

Sebastian Vettel

Did he say why?

Charles Leclerc

no

Charles Leclerc

i was already asleep when he left

Charles Leclerc

and i do not really want to call him and ask why

Charles Leclerc

i am already upset about this

Charles Leclerc

i do not need to embarrass myself more by seeking him out first

Sebastian Vettel

Maybe you should

Sebastian Vettel

That doesn’t seem like the type of thing Max would do without reason

Charles Leclerc

maybe…

Charles Leclerc

i probably will not

Sebastian Vettel

Why not?

Charles Leclerc

if he is sorry, then he will come to me and apologize

Charles Leclerc

but if he is not sorry, then i do not want to know why

Sebastian Vettel

That is understandable

Sebastian Vettel

I am sorry this has happened Charles

Charles Leclerc

it is okay

Charles Leclerc

it is like this

Charles Leclerc

you did not do this to me

Charles Leclerc

max did

Direct Message: Lewis Hamilton

Sebastian Vettel

If you don’t shunt Max into the wall next race, i will steal a car and do it myself

Lewis Hamilton

what the f*ck

Direct Message: Daniel Ricciardo

Max Verstappen

i f*cked up

Daniel Ricciardo

aw sh*t here we go again

Direct Message: Checo Perez

Checo Perez

Max and Charles left together last night

Checo Perez

But now Daniel is sending me some very vague warnings about what might go down on the next Max and Charles podium

Checo Perez

So I am thinking that progress has been made

Checo Perez

But probably not the type we want

Oscar Piastri

well f*ck

Chapter 12

Chapter Text

Direct Message: Pierre Gasly

Pierre Gasly

i am almost at your door, let me in when i get there

Charles Leclerc

i thought you were flying back to milan today?

Pierre Gasly

not after what seb told me

Charles Leclerc

hes a snitch

Pierre Gasly

hes looking out for you

Pierre Gasly

as am i if you let me

Charles Leclerc

i do not feel like talking about it

Pierre Gasly

that is okay

Pierre Gasly

i have ice cream and we can put on a movie or something

Charles Leclerc

what flavour?

Pierre Gasly

vanilla of course

Charles Leclerc

that was max’s favourite flavour :(

Pierre Gasly

its yours too dumbass

Charles Leclerc

oh

Pierre Gasly

im here, open the door

MonacoWatcher @monacocelebwatch
Oscar Piastri-Leclerc spotted at Larvotto Beach

[two photos attached]

7:38PM ∙ 05/27/2024

| pissastriWDC @f1fannaticc
| he got that same look in his eyes that carlos does anytime he checks out lmfao

| carcartruther @piastriiii4ever
| no literally is he okay???

| laneyxoxo @mclarengirl81
| he looks like he needs to be taken to the seaside for his health or smthing

| classiccarlos @oscarcar81
| hes already there, now what lmao

Direct Message: Logan Sargeant

Logan Sargeant

hey mate r u okay?

Logan Sargeant

oscar?

Direct Message: Alex Albon

Logan Sargeant

did you see that tweet abt oscar?

Alex Albon

no because i don’t have a problem with obsession

Logan Sargeant

you follow ten different lily fanpages on your burner account

Alex Albon

stfu

Logan Sargeant

[link attached]

Alex Albon

oh yeah that doesn’t look good

Alex Albon

he looks a bit peaky

Logan Sargeant

“bit peaky” u sound like george

Alex Albon

believe it or not, we are, in fact, from the same f*cking country

Logan Sargeant

stfu

Logan Sargeant

im worried

Logan Sargeant

hes not answering my texts

Alex Albon

he might not have his phone with him

Alex Albon

did anything happen last night?

Logan Sargeant

no i don’t think so?

Logan Sargeant

he was totally normal last night

Alex Albon

he sat down most of the night and talked to maybe four people max

Logan Sargeant

yeah totally normal

Alex Albon

do you want me to text him?

Logan Sargeant

if you can, id appreciate it

Logan Sargeant

gtg my plane is about to take off

Formula 1 Drivers Chat (Official Business Only)

Lando Norris

what the f*ck happened last night

George Russell

Do you honestly think any of us remember?

Lewis Hamilton

i know you certainly don’t George

Lewis Hamilton

before you consider blackmailing me again, i want you to think about all the potential videos i have of you now

Valtteri Bottas

Ha

Lando Norris

oh em gee

George Russell

What the f*ck Lewis

Direct Message: Liam Lawson

Liam Lawson

why is daniel texting me and congratulating me on my promotion?

Max Verstappen

he thinks i am going to die

Liam Lawson

are you okay??

Max Verstappen

i am fine

Max Verstappen

he thinks sebastian vettel might kill me

Liam Lawson

what did you do?

Max Verstappen

using daniel’s words: “dishonored his lineage”

Liam Lawson

oh

Liam Lawson

charles?

Max Verstappen

does everyone know?

Liam Lawson

its painfully obvious

Liam Lawson

id wish you luck, but i do want a red bull seat

Max Verstappen

how easy do you think i am to kill?

Liam Lawson

its less that i think youre an easy target and more that i think sebastian vettel has a gleefully murderous glint in his eyes a little too often

Max Verstappen

i am not mark webber

Liam Lawson

eh close enough

Direct Message: Daniel Ricciardo

Max Verstappen

stop telling people i am going to die

Daniel Ricciardo

it really was nice knowing you max

Max Verstappen

youre being dramatic

Max Verstappen

i know i messed up

Daniel Ricciardo

twas a dick move, yeah

Max Verstappen

yeah, i should’ve never gone home with him

Daniel Ricciardo

wait hold up

Daniel Ricciardo

we are not on the same page here about what you did wrong

Max Verstappen

it was a mistake to sleep with charles

Daniel Ricciardo

i thought we were talking about the whole leaving in the middle of the night thing?

Max Verstappen

well yes i know that was not very nice of me

Max Verstappen

but it was better than staying until the morning

Daniel Ricciardo

why?

Daniel Ricciardo

dont you like him?

Max Verstappen

yes but…

Max Verstappen

i do not think i would’ve survived him telling me it was only casual

Max Verstappen

i cannot do casual

Max Verstappen

not with him

Daniel Ricciardo

what if it wasn’t casual for him?

Max Verstappen

do not be ridiculous daniel

Daniel Ricciardo

im not, im genuinely baffled how you could come to this conclusion

Max Verstappen

someone like charles could not be interested in someone like me

Max Verstappen

and even if he was, it would not work

Max Verstappen

you saw what happened to mark and seb, and then lewis and nico

Max Verstappen

there is no future for me with charles

Max Verstappen

but i have gone and f*cked things up

Max Verstappen

i should have kept my distance

Max Verstappen

maybe then we could still be friends

Max Verstappen

but now i know what it is like to kiss him, and it will drive me insane knowing i can never do it again

Daniel Ricciardo

this is a whole new level of self sabotage

Daniel Ricciardo

im almost impressed

Max Verstappen

cant you be serious for once?

Daniel Ricciardo

i am serious max

Daniel Ricciardo

you have a chance at something good here

Daniel Ricciardo

and i have never known you to be the type to give up like that

Max Verstappen

i am not giving up

Max Verstappen

i am trying to stop things before they get worse for the both of us

Max Verstappen

i am doing the right thing here

Direct Message: Lando Norris

Oscar Piastri

r u busy rn?

Lando Norris

busy regretting being born

Lando Norris

but not much else

Lando Norris

why?

Oscar Piastri

bad hangover?

Lando Norris

yeah

Oscar Piastri

can i come over?

Lando Norris

of course mate

Lando Norris

is everything alright?

Oscar Piastri

no im actually losing my mind a little bit

Lando Norris

???

Oscar Piastri

and i think logan sent alex out on a manhunt for me, so i need somewhere to hide

Lando Norris

did something happen between you two?

Oscar Piastri

yes and no

Oscar Piastri

we aren’t fighting, but i don’t want to talk to them rn

Lando Norris

okay

Lando Norris

u know my address

Lando Norris

we can talk or just play games or something

Lando Norris

just promise to bring me some ibuprofen or something

Lando Norris

i should not have had that many fruity pink and orange co*cktails

Lando Norris

genuinely what do they put in those things???

Chapter 13

Chapter Text

PIERRE GASLY ✔ @PierreGASLY
Enjoyed some Lec ice cream with @Charles_Leclerc last night.

[photo attached]

9:06AM ∙ 05/28/2024

| tripod @pierrsly10
| vanillove supremacy,, ik that’s right

Direct Message: Logan Sargeant

Oscar Piastri

hey sorry about that

Oscar Piastri

wasnt checking my phone

Oscar Piastri

all good though

Logan Sargeant

are you sure?

Oscar Piastri

yeah dw abt it

Logan Sargeant

im here if you want to talk

Oscar Piastri

thanks mate

Mes Fils

Charles Leclerc

are you both still in monaco?

Oscar Piastri

yeah

Ollie Bearman

yep!

Charles Leclerc

my maman wants you both over for dinner, she was not able to meet ollie this weekend

Ollie Bearman

omg really? id love to!

Oscar Piastri

idk if im feeling it rn mate

Charles Leclerc

it will be a small thing

Charles Leclerc

you do not even need to dress fancy

Charles Leclerc

i would appreciate the company rn too

Oscar Piastri

yeah okay

Oscar Piastri

moms are good at romantic advice right? probably better than overbearing australian fathers with a decades long vendetta?

Ollie Bearman

i feel like im missing something here

Charles Leclerc

my maman does give good advice yes

Charles Leclerc

you are having relationship troubles?

Oscar Piastri

yeah…

Charles Leclerc

me as well

Charles Leclerc

we can suffer together

Ollie Bearman

me personally, i am fine

Ollie Bearman

but i am great at giving sympathetic noises at appropriate times during rants

Ollie Bearman

and throwing in the occasional “wow that’s awful”

Oscar Piastri

lmao

Charles Leclerc

you would be correct

Charles Leclerc

it is awful

Oscar Piastri

what time?

Charles Leclerc

9?

Charles Leclerc

you have the address from last time?

Oscar Piastri

yeah i do

Charles Leclerc

ollie i can pick you up

Ollie Bearman

can you drive the pista?

Charles Leclerc

sure

Charles Leclerc

i will even bring leo

Ollie Bearman

wickedd

Direct Message: Kimi Antonelli

Ollie Bearman

i take it back

Ollie Bearman

this is the best day of my life

Kimi Antonelli

?

Direct Message: Sebastian Vettel

Sebastian Vettel

Are you free tonight?

Sebastian Vettel

I happen to be in town and would like to grab dinner

Charles Leclerc

you just “happen” to be in town when you were nowhere near monaco yesterday?

Sebastian Vettel

Yes, for business

Charles Leclerc

what business?

Sebastian Vettel

Business business

Charles Leclerc

you do not need to do this just to check on me

Sebastian Vettel

I do not need to text the old group chat between me, Lewis, and Nico at least once a year just to remind them of 2016

Sebastian Vettel

But I do it anyways

Charles Leclerc

what? why do you do? why is that relevant?

Sebastian Vettel

Not really relevant, but a little funny

Sebastian Vettel

Maybe you can add Max and Esteban to a group chat or something

Charles Leclerc

would not work

Charles Leclerc

two different situations

Charles Leclerc

and how would that even help me?

Sebastian Vettel

That is fair

Sebastian Vettel

I am sure there are better ways to enact revenge

Charles Leclerc

i am not interested in psychological warfare seb

Sebastian Vettel

This used to be a respectable sport

Sebastian Vettel

But fine

Sebastian Vettel

Dinner?

Charles Leclerc

my maman has invited oscar and ollie over tonight

Charles Leclerc

you are welcome to join

Sebastian Vettel

I do not want to intrude

Charles Leclerc

my maman and oscar like you

Charles Leclerc

and ollie would be very excited to meet you

Sebastian Vettel

It would be fun to meet your little duckling

Charles Leclerc

you are not funny

Sebastian Vettel

I am hilarious

Sebastian Vettel

I shall be there

Charles Leclerc

see you then

Mes Fils

Charles Leclerc

seb is coming too

Ollie Bearman

seb? as in Sebastian Vettel?

Charles Leclerc

oui

Ollie Bearman

sounds fun!

Direct Message: Kimi Antonelli

Ollie Bearman

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

Kimi Antonelli

??

Direct Message: Lando Norris

Oscar Piastri

thanks again for letting me crash in your guest room

Lando Norris

anytime mate

Lando Norris

good luck with your whole logan situation

Oscar Piastri

at this point ill need more than luck

Lando Norris

yeah probably lmfao

Lando Norris

enjoy that sexuality crisis haha

Oscar Piastri

idk why i came to you for help

Lando Norris

aw you love me

Oscar Piastri

wanker

Lando Norris

<3

Direct Message: Alex Albon

Logan Sargeant

he responded

Alex Albon

so hes not dead then?

Logan Sargeant

yeah

Logan Sargeant

he said hes fine

Logan Sargeant

but idk if i believe him

Alex Albon

he was all the way in the fourth dimension in that photo logan

Alex Albon

either he was high off his balls or hes definitely not fine

Alex Albon

and oscar isn’t really the recreational drugs type

Logan Sargeant

are any of the drivers outside of celebrations?

Alex Albon

idk

Alex Albon

i feel like valtteri probably is

Alex Albon

or he might just be like that

Alex Albon

regardless, there isn’t much u can do about oscar rn

Alex Albon

if he doesn’t want to talk about it with u, then u cant really force him too from all the way in the UK

Logan Sargeant

maybe i should move to monaco then haha

Alex Albon

so charles can send another passive aggressive text in the group chat about “certain” drivers being “posers” and “tax evaders” who are “invading his country” and then proceeding to end it with a smiley or heart emoji?

Logan Sargeant

ugh nevermind

Alex Albon

maybe this is ur chance to get ur mind off him

Logan Sargeant

how can i get my mind off him when im worried about him?

Alex Albon

theres not much you can do about the situation

Alex Albon

and if youre committed to never telling him about your feelings and youre certain he doesn’t like you back, then maybe its time to explore other options

Logan Sargeant

we’ve talked about this before mate

Logan Sargeant

its not gonna happen

Alex Albon

it cant hurt to try

Alex Albon

George, Carmen, Lily, and i are flying into London tomorrow

Alex Albon

we’re planning on going out, u should join us

Logan Sargeant

so i can fifth wheel? no thanks

Alex Albon

no so you have four wingmen

Alex Albon

or three wingmen and then george

Alex Albon

hes useless

Logan Sargeant

idk mate

Alex Albon

cmon, it could be fun

Logan Sargeant

fine

Alex Albon

yessss

Chapter 14

Chapter Text

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc ✔ @OscarPiastri
Got together with the fam

[photo attached]

8:20AM ∙ 05/29/2024

| Nicole Piastri ✔ @NicolePiastri
| So this is how Caesar felt…

| laneyxoxo @mclarengirl81
| THE RACE IS OVER WE DON’T NEED TO KEEP DOING THIS (pls don’t stop)

| markwebbuh @multi21brainrot
| no cuz charles, seb, oscar, and ollie all in the same photo WITH charles’ mother?? Insane move

| viva la brocedes @nicoroscoe
| congrats to oliver bearman on escaping the middle child treatment!

| justaninchident @reddbulll33
| LMFAO

lepraisekink @forzacharles
WHY ARE THE DRIVERS GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO CONFIRM THE FAMILY TREE, IM-

9:03AM ∙ 05/29/2024

| DannyRicSupremacy @drsenjoyer
| monaco was so boring they needed some form of entertainment

| jaxie @forzachuck
| don’t u dare say that about charles leclerc’s first home win…

Formula 1 Drivers Chat (Official Business Only)

George Russell [Admin]

Can we go five minutes without you lot causing an international incident?

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

wheres the fun in that?

Kevin Magnussen

Drama is always good, George

Checo Perez

You would say that…

George Russell [Admin]

…

George Russell [Admin]

Well this is awkward

Alex Albon

george russell the type of guy to say “well this is awkward”

George Russell [Admin]

Excuse me?

Lando Norris

george russell the typa guy to say “excuse me?”

George Russell [Admin]

This chat is for official business only

Alex Albon

oh so *now* its official business only?

Lando Norris

WOWWWWW

Direct Message: Checo Perez

Oscar Piastri

u should run kmag off the track next race

Checo Perez

You assume I'll be anywhere near Magnussen next race

Oscar Piastri

damn

Oscar Piastri

wow checo, i wasn’t familiar with your game

Checo Perez

What does that mean?

Oscar Piastri

its like a meme

Oscar Piastri

dont worry about it

Checo Perez

I wouldn’t do it anyways

Checo Perez

I am not a reckless driver like that

Checo Perez

And Red Bull cannot afford another crash like that one

Oscar Piastri

yeah i heard

Oscar Piastri

tough luck mate

Checo Perez

Yes

Checo Perez

It is okay

Checo Perez

I have done more with less

Oscar Piastri

wishing u luck then

Checo Perez

Have you heard anything from Charles about what happened with Max?

Oscar Piastri

yeah…

Checo Perez

And?

Oscar Piastri

its not looking good

Oscar Piastri

i promised charles i wouldn’t say much

Oscar Piastri

but its certainly an obstacle

Checo Perez

What can I do?

Oscar Piastri

encourage max to talk about it with charles?

Oscar Piastri

he seems pretty pissed, so i doubt charles will be the one reaching out first

Oscar Piastri

and max is the one who should be apologizing anyways

Checo Perez

It is that bad?

Oscar Piastri

its not irredeemable

Oscar Piastri

not great either

Checo Perez

Okay

Checo Perez

I will see what I can do

Oscar Piastri

thanks mate

markwebbuh @multi21brainrot
MARK WEBBER LIKED NICOLE PIASTRI’S CAESAR TWEET WHAT IS GOING ON

1:46PM ∙ 05/29/2024

| schumacher supremacy @micktoredbullwhen
| CUSTODY BATTLE IS BACK ON BABEY

Direct Message: Mark Webber

Oscar Piastri

are you seriously still on about the charles thing?

Mark Webber

You are in no place to judge anyone right now

Oscar Piastri

ouch

Mark Webber

How is your crisis going?

Oscar Piastri

great, thanks for asking

Mark Webber

Glad to hear that

Oscar Piastri

i was being sarcastic

Mark Webber

So was I

Mark Webber

Made any progress?

Oscar Piastri

i did get some good advice from Ms. Leclerc last night

Mark Webber

Did Vettel help you too?

Oscar Piastri

i can just hear the tone you were using, and i don’t appreciate it

Mark Webber

This is a serious betrayal Oscar

Oscar Piastri

i didn’t even invite him

Oscar Piastri

charles did

Mark Webber

Another reason to detest the antichrist

Oscar Piastri

youre being a little dramatic i think

Mark Webber

I don’t think I’m being dramatic enough

Oscar Piastri

do you actually want me to avoid sebastian and cut down on the family jokes with charles?

Mark Webber

“Sebastian” What, are you on a first name basis with him now?

Oscar Piastri

im being serious

Oscar Piastri

i was joking around but your opinion is important to me

Mark Webber

…

Mark Webber

No, its fine

Mark Webber

I’m not mad at you, but I don’t think hanging around him will help you out much

Oscar Piastri

ill cut back on seeing him then, but I’ll still keep working on the family tree to expand my home races lol

Mark Webber

You’re incorrigible

Mark Webber

What are you even going to do about the Logan situation?

Oscar Piastri

well, i always knew logan was important to me, but it was always from the perspective of being my friend

Oscar Piastri

now though… i guess finding out he liked me back changed my perspective on things

Oscar Piastri

on him and on myself

Oscar Piastri

now, thinking about him makes me feel funny in a good way

Oscar Piastri

like i cant stop thinking about him or looking at pictures of him

Mark Webber

That’s sweet, kid

Mark Webber

You want to go after him then?

Oscar Piastri

i think i want to try with him, but i don’t know how to

Oscar Piastri

ive been his friend for so long, and i don’t know how to become something more

Mark Webber

I wouldn’t worry too much

Mark Webber

He’s pretty smitten for you

Mark Webber

It’s a little embarrassing

Oscar Piastri

really?

Mark Webber

Yeah, I enjoy giving Jenson sh*t about it

Mark Webber

Oh god, Jenson…

Mark Webber

I’m never gonna hear the end of it if you two get together

Mark Webber

He’ll do something obnoxious like start calling us in-laws

Mark Webber

I take it back

Mark Webber

Avoid Sargeant at all costs

Oscar Piastri

lmao

Oscar Piastri

too late for that

Oscar Piastri

im already working on a plan on how to ask him out

Mark Webber

Oh have fun with that

Mark Webber

Don’t f*ck it up

Oscar Piastri

why are *you* shovel talking *me*? shouldn’t you be concerned about logan?

Mark Webber

I’ll be concerned about Logan if you two ever become teammates

Mark Webber

If there’s one thing I’ve learned it is that you can’t trust a blond to have your back on the track…

Oscar Piastri

you need therapy

Nicole Piastri ✔ @NicolePiastri
@OscarPiastri Not the only family meal happening this week…

@yukitsunoda07

[photo attached]

10:48PM ∙ 05/29/2024

| we got yoints! @tsunodadefender1
| YUKI??? WHEN DID HE FLY TO AUSTRALIA???

| susiewolffstan5ever @f1academygirliee
| THE OSCAR SHADE FROM HIS OWN MOTHER IM IN SHAMBLES

Direct Message: Yuki Tsunoda

Yuki Tsunoda

your time in this family has ended

Oscar Piastri

wtf yuki

Yuki Tsunoda

i am the favorite son now

Oscar Piastri

this is madness

Yuki Tsunoda

no this is war

Oscar Piastri

is that a threat??

Yuki Tsunoda

are you scared?

Oscar Piastri

im not gonna lie mate

Oscar Piastri

a little bit

Yuki Tsunoda

good

Direct Message: Logan Sargeant

Oscar Piastri

hey are you still in monaco?

Oscar Piastri

if so, do you want to grab lunch tomorrow? i have something i want to ask you

Direct Message: Mark Webber

Sebastian Vettel

I enjoyed dinner with Oscar last night <3

Sebastian Vettel

Charles is raising him well

Mark Webber

f*ck off

Sebastian Vettel

You are so much fun to talk to Mark

Mark Webber

I am imagining your head on a ballon right now

Mark Webber

And I am popping it

Sebastian Vettel

I love it when you talk dirty to me

Mark Webber

[reacted with a middle finger emoji to a message from Sebastian Vettel]

Direct Message: Logan Sargeant

Oscar Piastri

logan?

LondonGossip @LondonerGossips
Formula 1 Driver Logan Sargeant spotted with mysterious girl at a club in London last night! Do we have a new WAG on our hands?

[three photos attached]

6:56AM ∙ 05/30/2024

Direct Message: Logan Sargeant

Logan Sargeant

hey man

Logan Sargeant

sorry my phone was off last night

Logan Sargeant

im not in monaco anymore but i can fly back if its important

Oscar Piastri

no its fine, don’t worry about it

Oscar Piastri

hope you had a good night last night

Logan Sargeant

yeah it was fun

Logan Sargeant

are you sure its fine? what did you want to ask me?

Oscar Piastri

nothing, it doesn’t matter now anyway

Chapter 15

Chapter Text

Direct Message: Alex Albon

Lando Norris

oscar isn’t answering my texts

Lando Norris

did you hear from logan how it went?

Alex Albon

how what went?

Lando Norris

oh so logan hasn’t told you what happened yet

Alex Albon

told me what?

Alex Albon

what happened? logan has been with me for the past day or so

Lando Norris

wait what

Alex Albon

yeah we’re in London rn

Alex Albon

havent u seen twitter?

Lando Norris

no

Lando Norris

i havent checked my socials in a minute

Lando Norris

thought logan would’ve told you at this point

Alex Albon

what happened?

Lando Norris

idk if im supposed to say

Lando Norris

last i heard it was supposed to happen today, but oscar hasn’t updated me

Alex Albon

does it have something to do with logan?

Lando Norris

yeah

Lando Norris

if it hasn’t happened yet, then you cant tell logan what im about to tell you

Alex Albon

sure, unlike you i can actually keep a secret

Lando Norris

piss off

Lando Norris

oscar was going to ask out logan today

Lando Norris

i just wanna know if it went well

Alex Albon
uh oh

Lando Norris

uh oh? whats uh oh??

Alex Albon

hold on gimme a sec

Lando Norris

alex???? alexander????

Direct Message: Alex Albon

Alex Albon

u up yet?

Logan Sargeant

yeah got up a little bit ago

Logan Sargeant

thanks again for last night

Logan Sargeant

didnt realize how much i needed that

Alex Albon

yeah of course

Alex Albon

anything happen this morning u wanna tell me about?

Logan Sargeant

no? the girl from last night didn’t even stay over so i didn’t have to send her home in the morning or anything

Alex Albon

oh so you guys definitely went back together then?

Logan Sargeant

yeah dude you saw us leave?

Alex Albon

oh sorry just checking

Alex Albon

off topic, but has oscar texted you?

Logan Sargeant

oh yeah

Logan Sargeant

he sent me a cryptic message about wanting to meet up last night, but rolled it back this morning

Logan Sargeant

not really sure what that’s about

Logan Sargeant

why do u ask?

Alex Albon

no reason, just curious

Direct Message: Alex Albon

Alex Albon

okay we’re f*cked

Lando Norris

sh*t

Alex Albon

sh*t

Stake F1 Team KICK Sauber @stakef1team_ks
周冠宇生日快乐

Happy 25th Birthday @ZhouGuanyu24 💚 🥳

[photo attached]

8:11AM ∙ 05/30/2024

Formula 1 Drivers Chat (Official Business Only)

Valtteri Bottas

Happy Birthday Zhou

Lewis Hamilton

yeah happy birthday mate!

Lance Stroll

enjoy being 25 dude

Daniel Ricciardo

celebrate tonight!! do some shots!!

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

one shot for every year if youre bold enough

Yuki Tsunoda-Piastri

12 a year for each month if you are even bolder

Zhou Guanyu

I’m trying to enjoy myself, not die

Zhou Guanyu

And thanks! I appreciate the messages <3

Direct Message: Daniel Ricciardo

Checo Perez

Please text Max so he has something to do other than look at photos of Charles

Daniel Ricciardo

lmfao what

Checo Perez

We’re in the middle of a meeting, and it is not very relevant to us, but we cannot leave

Checo Perez

So we are on our phones

Checo Perez

But I cannot focus on beating Candy Crush levels while Max is scrolling through photos of Charles on Pinterest because he keeps sighing very sadly

Daniel Ricciardo

LMFAO WHAT

Checo Perez

[photo attached]

Daniel Ricciardo

holy sh*t you werent kidding

Daniel Ricciardo

how much do u wanna bet he downloaded pinterest solely for this purpose

Daniel Ricciardo

he sure as hell isn’t looking at fashion inspiration

Daniel Ricciardo

im saving that photo btw

Daniel Ricciardo

this is hilarious

Checo Perez

Please help me

Daniel Ricciardo

do not fret mate

Daniel Ricciardo

ill engage him in a game of word hunt or something so you can candy crush in peace

Checo Perez

Thank you

Direct Message: Esteban Ocon

Charles Leclerc

i saw your tweet

Charles Leclerc

if you ever need to talk, i am here

Esteban Ocon

merci charles

Esteban Ocon

it is just frustrating

Esteban Ocon

the whole situation

Esteban Ocon

i understand what i have done wrong, but you cant say that any other driver wouldn’t have tried something similar

Esteban Ocon

lap one in monaco is the best chance for an overtake

Esteban Ocon

and even if it had been solely my fault, teams have defended their drivers for worse

Esteban Ocon

alpine is just leaving me to rot it feels like

Charles Leclerc

it is bullsh*t

Esteban Ocon

that is what mick is saying too

Charles Leclerc

you are with mick?

Esteban Ocon

ouais

Esteban Ocon

he says hallo

Charles Leclerc

tell him i say salut

Charles Leclerc

how are you looking for Canada?

Esteban Ocon

not sure, still working it out with the team

Esteban Ocon

dont know how things are going to go with pierre

Charles Leclerc

are they really thinking about a non aggression pact?

Esteban Ocon

ugh yes

Charles Leclerc

like a “get along” shirt?

Esteban Ocon

mate

Charles Leclerc

lol

Charles Leclerc

i am just joking

Charles Leclerc

you will figure something out and keep your seat

Charles Leclerc

it would not be right for you to lose it

Esteban Ocon

it is not up to me

Charles Leclerc

still

Charles Leclerc

if you ever need my help with anything, let me know

Esteban Ocon

tell pierre to shove it?

Charles Leclerc

if you ever need my help with some things, let me know

Esteban Ocon

connard

Charles Leclerc

<3

lepraisekink @forzacharles
charles leclerc’s tiny waist, a thread

[two photos attached]

6:52PM ∙ 05/30/2024

| MadMaxEnjoyer @madmaxie33
| MAX VERSTAPPEN LIKED????

| Hannah <3 @lecfosi16
| HES UNLIKED IT NOW LMFAO

crashgate <3 @nandostan1
MAX VERSTAPPEN LIKING A CHARLES LECLERC THIRST TWEET ON ACCIDENT WAS NOT ON MY 2024 BINGO CARD

[photo attached]

7:09PM ∙ 05/30/2024

| Aston Martin (TV) @strollonsoooo1
| WHO SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT LMFAO

Direct Message: Daniel Ricciardo

Daniel Ricciardo

AJKHDGSAJKHGSH

Daniel Ricciardo

MAX HOLY sh*t

Max Verstappen

shut the f*ck up

Chapter 16

Chapter Text

Direct Message: Max Verstappen

Charles Leclerc

what are you doing?

Max Verstappen

?

Charles Leclerc

the tweet

Charles Leclerc

the thread, you liked it

Charles Leclerc

and then you unliked it

Max Verstappen

oh

Max Verstappen

sorry that was an accident

Charles Leclerc

why were you looking for it?

Max Verstappen

i wasn’t

Charles Leclerc

that kind of thing is not recommended to you unless you look for it

Max Verstappen

well i didn’t look for it

Charles Leclerc

are you sure?

Max Verstappen

can you just leave it alone?

Charles Leclerc

like you left me alone?

Max Verstappen

are you upset about that?

Max Verstappen

it was just a hook up

Charles Leclerc

f*ck you max

Max Verstappen

that is not what happened if my memory serves me right

Charles Leclerc

if your memory is so good im sure you remember leaving as soon as you got what you wanted

Max Verstappen

are you really mad at me?

Charles Leclerc

no

Charles Leclerc

i do not care

Max Verstappen

ok

Direct Message: Daniel Ricciardo

Max Verstappen

i hate this

Daniel Ricciardo

hate what?

Max Verstappen

this situation with charles

Daniel Ricciardo

theres a very simple solution to your problems max

Max Verstappen

homicide?

Daniel Ricciardo

no??

Max Verstappen

suicide?

Daniel Ricciardo

NO

Daniel Ricciardo

being honest about your feelings

Max Verstappen

that sounds even worse

Daniel Ricciardo

your situation with charles could not get any worse if you tried max

Max Verstappen

i do not know about that

Daniel Ricciardo

do not take that as a challenge max

Max Verstappen

was not going to

Max Verstappen

it already sucks

Daniel Ricciardo

im still not understanding why you wont just be honest

Max Verstappen

i told you already

Daniel Ricciardo

who cares about that stuff? you lose him either way

Daniel Ricciardo

you push him away now, he wont forgive you

Daniel Ricciardo

you try and fix this, and maybe it goes wrong one day, but theres a chance things might go right

Max Verstappen

theres also the chance i get rejected

Daniel Ricciardo

you would rather go the rest of your life not knowing?

Max Verstappen

i already know daniel

Max Verstappen

he told me himself he doesn’t care

Direct Message: Lance Stroll

Oscar Piastri

what do you want?

Lance Stroll

what do you mean?

Oscar Piastri

what do you want in return for adopting me so i can have the canadian gp

Lance Stroll

mate my dad said no already

Oscar Piastri

ur going to listen?? seriously? do it for the bit

Lance Stroll

dude

Oscar Piastri

cmon

Oscar Piastri

i don’t have your money but im sure theres something i can do to convince you

Lance Stroll

help me win a race?

Oscar Piastri

Im an f1 driver, not a miracle worker

Lance Stroll

well now im definitely not helping you

Oscar Piastri

lanceeeee

Lance Stroll

go find someone else to scheme with

Oscar Piastri

boooo

Direct Message: Pierre Gasly

Charles Leclerc

how fast can you get to monaco from milan?

Pierre Gasly

if you are bleeding out, i would suggest calling an ambulance, not texting me

Charles Leclerc

the only thing bleeding out is my heart

Pierre Gasly

not this sh*t again

Charles Leclerc

you are my best friend, you should be more sympathetic

Pierre Gasly

theres only so much i can do when you are pining over a loser who does not like you

Pierre Gasly

if you want a shoulder to cry on, call joris

Charles Leclerc

i do not want a shoulder to cry on

Charles Leclerc

i want to get wasted

Pierre Gasly

oh

Pierre Gasly

yes, that i can do

Pierre Gasly

i will be there in four hours, be ready

Charles Leclerc

merciiii pierre

Direct Message: Lando Norris

Oscar Piastri

did you know she doesn’t even follow motorsport? shes a hockey fan

Lando Norris

you spent the past day ignoring all my messages, and now you text me back?

Oscar Piastri

its important

Lando Norris

who is “she” anyways?

Oscar Piastri

the girl in the photo

Lando Norris

the one with logan??

Oscar Piastri

yeah

Lando Norris

so i take it you didn’t ask him out

Oscar Piastri

shes not even his type

Lando Norris

mate what the hell

Lando Norris

hold on how do you know what sports she follows?

Lando Norris

they don’t even have her name yet

Oscar Piastri

please i have the hospital she was born at

Lando Norris

how???

Oscar Piastri

fernando

Lando Norris

you hired fernando alonso to stalk some random girl who was seem in public with your crush?

Oscar Piastri

no of course not

Lando Norris

okay good, because that would be crazy

Oscar Piastri

fernando did it for free

Lando Norris

you have officially lost your marbles

Oscar Piastri

ive lost my marbles??? hes lost his standards

Lando Norris

are you jealous??

Oscar Piastri

no

Lando Norris

oh my god youre totally jealous

Oscar Piastri

im not! im totally normal about this!

Lando Norris

you muppet!! youre jealous of a fricken one night stand

Oscar Piastri

how do you know it was one night?

Lando Norris

alex told me

Oscar Piastri

you guys talk about logan?

Lando Norris

we talk about whatever comes up

Oscar Piastri

what did he say?

Lando Norris

why should i tell you? so you can fuel your jealousy-ridden maddness?

Oscar Piastri

you sound ridiculous im totally fine

Oscar Piastri

did he say anything else

Lando Norris

logan is apparently very concerned about you and your recent messages

Oscar Piastri

he thinks about me?

Lando Norris

mate

MonacoWatcher @monacocelebwatch
Formula 1 Drivers Charles Leclerc and Pierre Gasly spotted going into Jimmy’z earlier tonight

[two photos attached]

10:43PM ∙ 05/31/2024

| tripod @pierrsly10
| they look so good!

| jackieee<3 @16woninspa
| someone hide the scissors charles’ hair has been stunning lately

Direct Message: Max Verstappen

Charles Leclerc

i do nt undersrand

Max Verstappen

?

Charles Leclerc

why di you not liek me

Max Verstappen

what

Charles Leclerc

eberyone says you liek me

Charles Leclerc

adn you look at mr like you like ne

Charles Leclerc

and yiu sy thngs sometimes like you love mr

Charles Leclerc

btu you do nto

Charles Leclerc

andd i do nt undersand

Max Verstappen

are you drunk?

Charles Leclerc

non i am sibwr

Max Verstappen

sure

Max Verstappen

how many drinks have you had?

Charles Leclerc

liek 3? 5?

Charles Leclerc

but ia m sobr

Charles Leclerc

i am no a lighwight

Max Verstappen

yes you are charles

Max Verstappen

are you alone?

Charles Leclerc

non

Charles Leclerc

pierre is here

Max Verstappen

okay good

Max Verstappen

can you drink some water?

Charles Leclerc

i do not watn water

Max Verstappen

can you do it for me?

Charles Leclerc

fine

Charles Leclerc

i am veyr mad at yoi

Charles Leclerc

adn confsed

Charles Leclerc

bit i willl do it

Charles Leclerc

[photo attached]

Charles Leclerc

watr

Max Verstappen

that was good charles

Charles Leclerc

will yoi tell mr why now?

Max Verstappen

i do not dislike you charles

Charles Leclerc

then whu did you leav?

Max Verstappen

that is complicated

Charles Leclerc

do i digsut you?

Max Verstappen

you could never disgust me charles

Max Verstappen

you are the furthest from disgusting

Charles Leclerc

see????? you do it agani!!

Charles Leclerc

yuo say tihngs liek you love me

Charles Leclerc

btu you do nto

Charles Leclerc

why?

Max Verstappen

maybe you should have another water

Charles Leclerc

max

Max Verstappen

charles

Charles Leclerc

why?

Max Verstappen

i say things like that because i do love you charles

Charles Leclerc

tehn why leave?

Max Verstappen

because it would not work

Charles Leclerc

yoi do not know that

Max Verstappen

…

Max Verstappen

im ordering an uber for you and pierre

Max Verstappen

get home safe

Chapter 17

Chapter Text

Ma Famille

Charles Leclerc

[three photos attached]

Charles Leclerc

help???

Arthur Leclerc

yikes!

Charles Leclerc

i send you screen shots of the most devastating drunk texts i have ever sent and all you have to say is “yikes!”?

Lorenzo Leclerc

he is right

Lorenzo Leclerc

yikes!

Pascale Leclerc

yikes!

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

yikes!

Ollie Bearman

yikes!

Sebastian Vettel

yikes!

Mick Schumacher

yikes!

Charles Leclerc

you are all dead to me

Direct Message: Yuki Tsunoda

Yuki Tsunoda

where are you?

Yuki Tsunoda

we have breakfast

Pierre Gasly

merde

Pierre Gasly

je suis désolé

Pierre Gasly

i forgot, just woke up, can we do dinner?

Yuki Tsunoda

you cannot just come now dumbass?

Pierre Gasly

non i am in monaco

Yuki Tsunoda

but we were going to plan my takeover of the piastri family?

Pierre Gasly

i had to console my best friend! charles is going through a lot right now

Yuki Tsunoda

you wanted to get drunk?

Pierre Gasly

ouais i wanted to get drunk

Yuki Tsunoda

f*cker

Pierre Gasly

i will see you tonight for dinner?

Yuki Tsunoda

yeah

[Logan Sargeant added Alex Albon and George Russell to a chat]

[Logan Sargeant changed the name of the chat to The Lads]

The Lads

Logan Sargeant

we going out tonight?

George Russell

Yeah mate

Alex Albon

idk if thats a good idea

George Russell

Are you hungover from two nights ago??

Alex Albon

what? no

Alex Albon

just not really feeling it

George Russell

Logan and I can go with Carmen and Lily then, we’ll just have fun without you

Alex Albon

no like its just not the move tonight

Logan Sargeant

are you okay alex? u sick?

Alex Albon

no no

Alex Albon

how about you you guys come over to my place for a boys night instead?

George Russell

We can have boys night at the club alex

Direct Message: George Russell

Alex Albon

f*cking play along wanker

George Russell

What?

Alex Albon

Ill explain later, but play along

Alex Albon

be cool about it

The Lads

George Russell

Nevermind, my opinion has shifted

George Russell

Blimey, boys night at Alex’s sure sounds cracking

Direct Message: Alex Albon

Logan Sargeant

is george on meth?

Alex Albon

sometimes i wish i could say yes

Alex Albon

it’d be less embarassing

Direct Message: George Russell

Alex Albon

what is wrong with you

Alex Albon

do you not know what "be cool about it" means?

The Lads

Alex Albon

great! glad thats decided

Alex Albon

my place @ 8, see you then!

Direct Message: Pierre Gasly

Pierre Gasly

as a reminder

Pierre Gasly

i have not left the city limits yet

Pierre Gasly

there is still time for me to turn around and drive my car through max’s apartment building

Charles Leclerc

oh my god pierre

Charles Leclerc

please don’t

Pierre Gasly

what ever happened to “i hate his guts and hope he dnfs at every race”?

Charles Leclerc

i texted him last night

Pierre Gasly

charles…

Charles Leclerc

you were in the bathroom! i had no supervision! it is not my fault!

Pierre Gasly

what did he say?

Charles Leclerc

[three photos attached]

Pierre Gasly

yikes!

Charles Leclerc

are you f*cking kidding me

Direct Message: George Russell

Charles Leclerc

do not say yikes

George Russell

Okay?

Charles Leclerc

[three photos attached]

George Russell

Blimey…

Charles Leclerc

that is not great, but still better

Charles Leclerc

i can work with this

George Russell

Work with what?

Charles Leclerc

i need your help

Charles Leclerc

everyone else is being unhelpful

Charles Leclerc

and i do not know what to do

George Russell

Have you communicated since?

Charles Leclerc

no

George Russell

Well how do you feel about this?

Charles Leclerc

i do not know

Charles Leclerc

merde i think i love him

Charles Leclerc

but what can i do if he does not want me?

George Russell

He made it pretty clear he does want you

Charles Leclerc

not enough if he still thinks we cannot be together

George Russell

Why does he think that?

Charles Leclerc

i do not know

George Russell

Maybe start there

Charles Leclerc

okay

Charles Leclerc

but what if that does not work?

George Russell

idk mate this isn’t my area of expertise

Charles Leclerc

ughhh

George Russell

You got this

George Russell

And if you do not, then theres plenty of people willing to date you so you don’t die alone or smthing

Charles Leclerc

i do not want another person

Charles Leclerc

i will be a… what do you call them?

Charles Leclerc

spinsters?

George Russell

Yeah, but I don’t know if that’s how that works mate

George Russell

For one, you aren’t a woman

George Russell

And aren’t spinsters also virgins or something?

George Russell

You certainly aren’t that

Charles Leclerc

are you slu*t shaming me?

George Russell

Yes

Charles Leclerc

:(

Direct Message: Jacques Villeneuve

Oscar Piastri

Hello! Is this Jacques? I’m Oscar Piastri, I got your number from Fernando.

Jacques Villeneuve

I know what you are going to ask

Oscar Piastri

Really? And?

Jacques Villeneuve

You’re funny kid

Jacques Villeneuve

But Lawrence Stroll got to me first

Direct Message: Fernando Alonso

Oscar Piastri

whats lawrences number?

Fernando Alonso

Why?

Oscar Piastri

i have some threats to send

Fernando Alonso

[contact attached]

Fernando Alonso

you did not get this from me

Direct Message: Fernando Alonso

Fernando Alonso

They grow up so fast

Mark Webber

Who does?

Fernando Alonso

Oscar

Fernando Alonso

I am so proud

Mark Webber

Oh god what trouble is he getting himself into now?

Fernando Alonso

You assume that my pride would arise from a place of troublemaking?

Mark Webber

Yes

Mark Webber

I do

Mark Webber

Its you

Fernando Alonso

Yes, that is fair

lestappenupdates @pushmeofftrack
Happy Pride Month to everyone but specifically Austria 2022 Max and Charles!

[photo attached]

6:08PM ∙ 06/01/2024

| we got yoints! @tsunodadefender1
| LMFAO IM DECEASED

Chapter 18

Chapter Text

Direct Message: Alex Albon

Logan Sargeant

is everything alright?

Alex Albon

yeah why?

Logan Sargeant

you came up to visit and we spent most of the time at my apartment or your hotel room

Logan Sargeant

ik you said you wanted to go out, did something happen to change your mind?

Logan Sargeant

you can trust me

Alex Albon

thanks mate, i know i can

Alex Albon

i promise theres nothing wrong

Alex Albon

just wasn’t feeling the night clubs

Logan Sargeant

if you say so

Logan Sargeant

did you at least have fun?

Alex Albon

yeah, it was nice hanging out without all the cameras and pressure

Logan Sargeant

it was

Logan Sargeant

when are you flying to canada? we should hang out

Alex Albon

wednesday

Logan Sargeant

guys night?

Alex Albon

yeah sure

Alex Albon

do you mind if i invite some of the others?

Logan Sargeant

sure, the more the merrier right?

Alex Albon

yeah haha

Direct Message: Lando Norris

Alex Albon

we are so back

Lando Norris

we are?

Alex Albon

yes mate

Lando Norris

oscar is falling into a fit of madness rn mate

Lando Norris

we are NOT up

Alex Albon

good good we can use that

Lando Norris

???

Alex Albon

logan and i are doing guys night wednesday in montreal

Alex Albon

i need you to bring oscar along

Alex Albon

tell him whatever you need to to get him to go

Lando Norris

you planning on locking them in a closet together or something?

Lando Norris

oscar literally only just got out of his lmao

Alex Albon

im ignoring that

Alex Albon

and no we’re going out

Lando Norris

didnt u just spend the last day or so preventing logan from going out??

Alex Albon

yes

Alex Albon

but this is different

Lando Norris

wdym

Alex Albon

oscar’s fit of madness is jealousy induced right?

Lando Norris

oh

Lando Norris

OHHH

Lando Norris

mate your a genius

Alex Albon

*you’re

Lando Norris

you’re a git

Alex Albon

just make sure oscar is there

Lando Norris

mate youre scheming right now

Lando Norris

youve been spending too much time with george

Alex Albon

somebody has to do it

Alex Albon

its sad to watch

Lando Norris

almost as sad as max and charles

Alex Albon

no, max and charles have been torturing checo for years, but that is contained to the podium

Alex Albon

ive got to hear about how “nice oscar’s hair looks today” every. single. day. of. the. raceweek.

Alex Albon

this is worse

Direct Message: Max Verstappen

Charles Leclerc

hey, when are you flying to canada?

Scuderia Ferrari HP ✔ @ScuderiaFerrari
What’s better than one Leclerc? Having two ;)

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12:16PM ∙ 06/04/2024

| McLaren ✔ @McLarenF1
| Three.
|
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| Charles Leclerc ✔ @Charles_Leclerc
| Four.
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| Oscar Piastri-Leclerc ✔ @OscarPiastri
| That’s more like it but what am I doing round that corner?

| Ollie Bearman @OllieBearman
| (:

Direct Message: Max Verstappen

Charles Leclerc

max?

Mes Fils

Ollie Bearman

…

Oscar Piastri

dont look at me

Oscar Piastri

i cannot do anything about me being the favorite

Charles Leclerc

you are not the favorite

Charles Leclerc

leo is

Charles Leclerc

and sorry ollie

Charles Leclerc

give me a second

lepraisekink @forzacharles
CHARLES LIKED OLLIE’S RESPONSE HAHA

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2:04PM ∙ 06/05/2024

Mes Fils

Ollie Bearman

:D

Charles Leclerc

:D

Oscar Piastri

:/

Formula 1 Drivers Chat (Official Business Only)

Carlos Sainz

can you two be normal for once?

Charles Leclerc

i told you i could adopt you if you are jealous carlos ;)

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

haters are mad that we are matching each other’s freak

Nico Hulkenberg

What does that mean?

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc

i actually don’t even know how to explain that

Direct Message: Fernando Alonso

Fernando Alonso

How did the threats go?

Oscar Piastri

i didn’t send them

Fernando Alonso

Why not?

Oscar Piastri

i felt like being the bigger person

Fernando Alonso

No

Oscar Piastri

i chickened out

Fernando Alonso

Yes

Oscar Piastri

i have bigger issues rn!

Fernando Alonso

This is why Yuki is my favorite

Oscar Piastri

:(

Direct Message: Fernando Alonso

Fernando Alonso

I hope you’re disappointed

Mark Webber

???

Direct Message: Max Verstappen

Charles Leclerc

are you ignoring me?

Max Verstappen

no sorry

Max Verstappen

been busy

Charles Leclerc

sure…

Charles Leclerc

can we talk?

Max Verstappen

about what?

Charles Leclerc

max

Max Verstappen

charles?

Charles Leclerc

you know what

Max Verstappen

what is there to talk about? it happened, its over, we need to move on

Charles Leclerc

i cannot just move on

Charles Leclerc

i cannot just forget all the things you said and the things you made me feel

Charles Leclerc

c’est impossible

Max Verstappen

we don’t have a choice charles

Charles Leclerc

why not?

Max Verstappen

you want me to list the reasons?

Max Verstappen

you are challenging me for the title

Max Verstappen

this situation has never ended well before, not for lewis and nico, seb and mark, no one

Max Verstappen

we are so different

Max Verstappen

we have too much history

Charles Leclerc

those sound like excuses, not reasons

Max Verstappen

charles please i do not know what you want from me

Charles Leclerc

i want you

Charles Leclerc

i want you to try for me

Max Verstappen

i do want you charles

Max Verstappen

only a fool wouldn’t

Charles Leclerc

but you will not try to work this out for me?